I need an urgent laugh.

The Big D · January 2012

Seriously, say something funny or post a funny picture or something.

I had a case I had to handle and it just really struck a chord with me and I am now sitting in my office, a weepy mess, afraid to leave and show my red face.

Preeeeeeeeeeeety please?

bbetson · January 2012

I don't have much..... My office is in the first grade hallway and I always get to watch little six year olds not pay attention and walk into a door. I am awful, but I always laugh. Physical humor is hilarious!

Ill think of something better and post again. Feel better soon!

mrs.dilligaf · January 2012

In class last night. We were discussing why gas prices have gone up and that lead to China. One girl said "Why does China have nicer cars than us?" Everyone was confused until she explained "You know, in that movie, Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift?"

Fail on so many levels.

bbetson · January 2012

Okay, being pregnant you'll appreciate this. We were at the doctor and my doctor was like "so you are in the good spot in pregnancy, are you feeling good now?" later that night DH was all "um, when the doctor said now...I mean...are you going to feel bad again??" He was so funny and awkward. He then informed me he was going to actually sit down and read a pregnancy book so he wouldn't be so unaware. Lol. Poor guy.

The Big D · January 2012

Okay, those helped. Thanks ladies!

This is good, because I really have to use the bathroom now, and I would have been mortified to leave my office still crying. I swear, I try so hard to keep up a professional image, this kiddo is making it harder and harder.

mrs.dilligaf · January 2012

That reminds me. When we were in the hospital, neither DH or I had gotten much sleep. When we were alone with her the second night, we were beyond exhausted. I watched DH and got a little misty with how he was just holding her and looking at her. Then he looked up at me with this incredulous look and said, "You ripped your gooch for her." I couldn't help but crack up, and he said "Well, you did!" Still makes me smile.

bbetson · January 2012

Claim you had something in your eye....that excuse always works. Haha.

bbetson · January 2012

mrs.dilligaf:
That reminds me. When we were in the hospital, neither DH or I had gotten much sleep. When we were alone with her the second night, we were beyond exhausted. I watched DH and got a little misty with how he was just holding her and looking at her. Then he looked up at me with this incredulous look and said, "You ripped your gooch for her." I couldn't help but crack up, and he said "Well, you did!" Still makes me smile.

Hahaha. That's funny.

amybyrd · January 2012

my 8th graders are writing an persuasive essay about heroes and Lewis and Clark and I am asking them to cite their sources, one student was writing about Sacajewea and their source was their brain. I forgot they really do know everything

naylon511 · January 2012

My teacher BFF always has some gems...

1. She had a student one day who was telling everyone that his 'cousin's beyonce got pregnant". Upon further questioning it turns out he mean his cousin's
fiancee....

2. Same class was asked to make Thanksgiving cards that would be given to members of the local nursing home. Reading cards she found the following:

Happy Thanksgiving, Old People. (Inside) Don't Die.

She kindly removed it.

JNicMTek · January 2012

Alex pooped so big that she clogged our toilet and we now need to buy a plunger so we can flush again

I need an urgent laugh.

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