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It's Friday! STF Confessions

I'm so glad it's the weekend.

 

My dad is coming to visit me for 4 days, starting tomorrow.  He is staying in my tiny studio with me because my family is cheap.  He is bringing a blowup mattress that will take up literally all the extra walking room in my place.  Oh well. It's in the 70's out here lately, and we'll walk all over the place and it will be lovely to see him.

The STF part... tonight I have to make a mad dash to hide everything his pure little girl would never take part in... including the bed restraints, condoms, vibrator, paddle and blindfold, among other things. lol

 

Look with your special eyes.

Re: It's Friday! STF Confessions

  • If your place is so tiny, where are you going to hide it all???
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  • I have a friends 40th tonight and I want to blow it off....it is down ouring here, and i have a migraine. I want to curl up in bed and not go.


  • imageESDReturns:
    If your place is so tiny, where are you going to hide it all???

    lol!

    Look with your special eyes.
  • Paddle and bed restraints! You are kinky!

     

  • I haven't been able to do decent cardio in 4 weeks.  I feel like an absolute blob.  I'm doing weights and physcial therapy for my knees, but I can't afford a gym membership and I'm somehow the only person on earth who doesn't know someone with a working elliptical or exercise bike (my apartment is thisbig so not an option to buy one).  For some reason this inability to work out is just making me want to drink and eat junk food every night.  I've given in the past 2 nights.

    That's my big and pre-occupying confession right now.

    Also, I would not go to a bday party with a migraine.  I forget who posted that but I don't think I'm a good enough person to follow through with those plans on a rainy migraine day.

    ETA: I forgot to link this in to the point of the thread.  I totally had a point.

    I'm not at all comfortable with my body in any way shape or form no matter how much I've been working out lately.  My biggest way to sum it up is "I don't feel pretty unless I'm hungry".  I know, this is a problem.  But since I've been only minimally active exercise wise it's almost impossible for me to get in the mood.  I've started texting DH early in the day a few times a week to "schedule" time, so when I get home it's a forgone conclusion that it's going to happen.  I don't think he minds at all since once it gets started everything's fine... I just feel bad that I have to spend all day mentally prepping myself that it's ok to disrobe with an audience.

  • I had an O in my sleep the other night. I half woke up and realized my hands were by my side and wondered how that happened.
  • My cowboy hat came in the mail yesterday.  I bought it for some country concerts that I have coming up (yay!) but I'm bringing it for my date tonight because he thinks it's hot.  Giddy up!
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  • imagedoglove:

    Paddle and bed restraints! You are kinky!

    They haven't been used for awhile, sadly.  Some day my (fellow kinky) prince will come.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • Bed restraints under the mattress, condoms and vibrator in the underwear drawer, blindfold with all your other fashion scarves, and paddle in with the rest of your table tennis supplies. Cake.

    We've had a wave of morning sex. The confession part is that by the time I wake up the second time, I barely remember it. Embarrassed

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • Lol at the regular confessions in this post. Sex Talk Friday, people!

    We've had an off week. After doing it almost every days for 2 1/2 weeks, we're worn out. I'm glad the weekend is here so we can break this terrible pattern.

  • imageMotzie:

    Lol at the regular confessions in this post. Sex Talk Friday, people!

    We've had an off week. After doing it almost every days for 2 1/2 weeks, we're worn out. I'm glad the weekend is here so we can break this terrible pattern.

    I went back and edited!  I swear to you at the beginning of my ramble it was gonna be STF.  And then I lost myself.  And then I found myself and came back and added the ST.

  • BF and I tried a new kind of condom the other night.  A few seconds in, and it felt like someone had given me a gasoline douche.  I yelped and BF pulled back.  That's when he felt it too - we both went running for different bathrooms.  It was the worst feeling EVAHHHRRRRRR.  Luckily, we're both champs so we went back to the ol' tried and true a few minutes later.

    Trojan Fire and Ice - just say no.

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  • I need to do some pouncing tonight.  We've both been so busy and therefore really tired that nothing has happened for over 2 wks.  I've been in bed by 9:30 every night the last week!
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  • imageBowiesInSpace:

    BF and I tried a new kind of condom the other night.  A few seconds in, and it felt like someone had given me a gasoline douche.  I yelped and BF pulled back.  That's when he felt it too - we both went running for different bathrooms.  It was the worst feeling EVAHHHRRRRRR.  Luckily, we're both champs so we went back to the ol' tried and true a few minutes later.

    Trojan Fire and Ice - just say no.

    Ouch!

    Once you go Ecstacy, you never go back.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imagelint+licker:

    Once you go Ecstacy, you never go back.

    You have good recommendations for that? I haven't used it. 

  • I got nothing. The constant state of nausea that I'm in sure doesn't help in the sex department. I've been in bed by 9:30 every night this week too because I'm exhausted.
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  • imageJennifer0807:
    imagelint+licker:

    Once you go Ecstacy, you never go back.

    You have good recommendations for that? I haven't used it. 

    I've been using only this type of condom for over 2 years. They're awesome.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imagelint+licker:
    imageJennifer0807:
    imagelint+licker:

    Once you go Ecstacy, you never go back.

    You have good recommendations for that? I haven't used it. 

    I've been using only this type of condom for over 2 years. They're awesome.

    Oh, never mind. I was thinking the KY ecstasy, which I actually think is "Intensity" anyway.  

  • Mine is flame-tastic. 

    The other night we had really hot secks and then, for about 60 panicked seconds, thought the condom had broken. And in my head I was like, yeah, that would be cool, let's get KTFU.  

    But it was not broken. All swimmers safely contained. And I'm having major PMS now. Sigh.  

  • imageJennifer0807:
    I had an O in my sleep the other night. I half woke up and realized my hands were by my side and wondered how that happened.

    I had one this morning!  I always have them when I'm barely asleep.  Hasn't happened in a while though.  Glad I snoozed the alarm! 

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