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Re: Hello? Is this thing on?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I ended up reading the shiittier neglected blogs in my google reader and learning about packing hospital bags from the mail order bride. It is RIDICULOUS.
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
Yay!! I missed you guys!
I made productive use of my time by scheduling a cake tasting. Now I have to decide on 3 flavor/filling combos so they can make our mini-cakes. Best part of wedding planning ever. So excited.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I also read that post and wanted to know where the hell the baby was going to fit in the car on the way home. I overpack but she's absurd.
Also, whenever, I read "Is this thing on?" I think of Mike TV in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie when he says "Am I coming in clear?" in a very particular voice while he's in the TV set.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Sometimes I wonder if I went to sketchy hospitals, because all I ever got is the regular maxi pads.
Bug had a sleepover last night. 13 y.o. girls are terr-if-ying. I had to pretend to go deaf. We need a basement so we can just shove them down there when they gather.
I'm thinking about getting a summer job at a plant nursery so I can buy more plants. I think I might have a problem.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
My MIL worked part-time at a nursery for awhile, I think so she could bring a lot of plants home.