Trouble in Paradise
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What I learned from my mom today
Apparently, you can find a way to complain about good parking and a gentle mammogram technician. How? But complaining about how bad parking is where she use to have them done and then complaining about how awful the mammogram technician was last year.
Bonus points for describing the mean tech as a "lesbian type" when your daughter is, in fact, a lesbian.
Dear Mom,
Fvvck you.
Love,
Me
Re: What I learned from my mom today
Kuus, I am choking laughing. I like this technique a lot. Op, your mother sucks.
Is it scary that I actually already play the same game most of the time? I just didn't have it in me today, so I just shut down and listened for a polite amount of time and then said "Um.. I should go. The baby's tired. Bye."
I've also been stewing on the fact that for all of my education, charity work and general not sucking as a person, she's only ever said that she's proud of me for having a baby. And she says that she's proud of me for "finally" having a kid pretty much constantly.
But yeah, usually I'm like "I can see a rainbow!!!!" and she responds by telling me with quite a bit of passion about how that reminds her of some clerical error someone made on a bill to her a year ago that has since been cleared up.
Hey! I didn't know you were a lesbian
Her ooooooother daughter