May 2008 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
this should make you laugh
when i was home last week i hung out with my two bffs from high school. we got on the subject of penises (go figure) and my one friend told me that she dated a guy who was really small. as in, it was like a bump. in fact it was so small, that she actually googled to get more information on sex change operations because she thought it was possible it could have been a clitoris at one point and she wanted to make sure it wasn't!!! she said she felt better when she found out if you go from a woman to a man you can't ejaculate with the new penis.
in other news she said it was the easiest blow job she ever gave.
Me:39 Dx LPD, Fibroid, AMA and all that goes with that. H:37 Dx low motility and low morphology. TTC since 3/12. Clomid 8/12 and 9/12: BFN. 11/12 on a break for Myomectomy sched. 11/26. Resume TTC early 2013.
Re: this should make you laugh
BWAHAHAHA I have a mental picture of her holding a dum-dum lolipop esque penis between her fingers.
hahahahahaha! ugh!!!!
btw, she is my friend who totally reminds me of you!
Hahaha! Awesome. My girlfriends always talk peen. It's weird because they all know J and start to giggle when they see him
It's city, btw. Just in case I'm logged in with my other name that I haven't really used.
Hahah! That's better yet.
How many licks does it take?? LMAO ok now I'm just being bad.
well the story gets even better because he was like a 40 year old virgin so i'm guessing not many!!!!
LMAO I just spit cherry limeade every where!
Yes! I totally agree with grower and shower! LOL!
I hooked up with a guy in collect that was maybe 2.5 inches on hard. It was very startling. I had my hand all ready for the old HJ and then realized that I couldn't really move it up and down b/c my hand was larger than the weiner so I like looped my thumb and finger and tried it that way. I don't remember how that went, but I know there was definitely no sex!
I told my roomies about him b/c he was their friend and they said that it's a known thing about him. I guess he was born with part of his butt connected incorrectly and they had to do surgery or something and they think it was related to that. Would have appreciated the warning before I unzipped his pants, LOL!
...and for the record this made me literally LOL, so thanks for that! Most entertaining thread of the last few months, for sure!!