I told my sister and DH about this, and they were both kind of amused.
I had a dream last night about the baby. I've had dreams since getting pregnant that I've been breastfeeding, but I never saw the baby's face, just a head of dark hair. Last night, I dreamt that I went into labor. I was getting up onto the hospital bed, going into stirrups, and .... blackness. I was out. I woke up and I was no longer pregnant. Seeing as how I was out, and my vagina felt "normal" and not sore like I expected (its weird, I know) I started checking my lower stomach for a C-section scar, but there was none. Then I saw my baby. My full head of hair, 9 and a half pound baby boy, his name was Matthew. I was really disturbed that I didn't remember birthing him, so I was asking the nurse "That's my baby? I got that big baby through my vagina?" She smiled and said yes so I started doing a victory dance, saying "Go, me! I don't even feel sore!"
That's all I remember. DH was really amused by it.
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