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Trainwreck

Or make that minivan wreck--I got plowed into by a minivan on the way home from work. Thankfully no one was seriously injured. I was taken by ambulance to the ER because I hit my head hard on my car when I got t-boned. This was just the ending I needed to this week though. To make it worse, the accident was my fault because I was turning--Ugh!

It gets better, the cop saw my condoms in the glove box and I'm pretty sure they saw my sex toys in the trunk when I had them get my Bar review books out. I was on a backboard and neck brace but I swear I saw them snickering! 

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Re: Trainwreck

  • Aww, so sorry about your car but... lmao at your toys! Thought you took those bad-boys out Surprise
  • OMG!  I am glad to hear you are okay, that is the most important thing.

    Hopefully this will make you feel a little better as I have never told anyone before...

    My backpack got signaled for manual security check at a small town airport. Right in front of everyone before entering through the gates and with my family standing nearby to watch me go...security guy proceeded to take out the sex book I had in the bag.  He took his dandy time going through the pages and snickered directly at me.  I was mortified as I was much younger and extremely shy and was probably known as a prude then.

     

  • Oh man!! Glad you are ok!

    But, that is hilarious about the condoms and sex toys. At least they know you like to have a good time? Wink

    And Heavenly...OMG! I would be mortified even now if my family saw things like that of mine. Its one of those things we really don't talk about. 

    **nestie formerly known as thegastons**
  • Oh MCC!  So glad you're ok.  And it super stinks that it was your fault.  There is, however, a little bit of humor in the condoms and toys though.  They were probably jealous.  :o)
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  • If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were my lawyer friend who relocted to the west coast.  It would just be so "Abbie" to hit a minivan and there be condoms and dildos involved.  Please tell me you were wearing spectacular panties and stilettos.
    "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." -Lester Banks, Almost Famous
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