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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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I am at a loss (Whitney Houston FB foffery w/ bonus Michael Jackson))
Whitney, you were "Waiting to Exhale" and trying to figure out "Why Does
It Hurt So Bad". In spite of it all, you really wanted that "One Moment
in Time" where somebody could say "Count on Me" and really mean it.
So...in your process of "Getting to Happy", you turned to God and said
"I Look to You" and He replied "I Will Always Love You". Now, you are
experiencing "The Greatest Love of All". You can finally close your eyes
and exhale. -Rest in Paradise.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: I am at a loss (Whitney Houston FB foffery w/ bonus Michael Jackson))
I could hardly contain myself that entire episode. I was either laughing or gagging (the owls!) through the entire thing.
I checked if people were selling cicada husks on ebay and they weren't, which made me feel better.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The reaction of her kids when she said she'd sell them on e-bay was PRICELESS. The cigarette butts were sad.
I'll need rosenjoe to confirm, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Heaven looks like.
Kay, yeah, the cigarette butts were heartbreaking. But understandable. Not understandable: jars of tiny baby possum fetuses.
Right?? That's what I can't get past. Why MJ? Perhaps they were sealed in the temple.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Needs more doves.
When Prince joins this club we will know what it sounds like when doves cry. And not a minute before.
You can't see the little boy, he's hiding behind Whitney.
[Too soon?]
TMZ reported that the gravy boat was full of olive oil, which Whitney added to her bath as part of her skin care regimen.
Yes this morning when I googled whitney houston gravy boat I discovered this information. I prefer to think of her chugging brown gravy while singing I Will Always Love You.
First off, that clearly isn't heaven. If it was heaven, there would be dolphins. It's in the Bible. LOOK IT UP.
Secondly, a gravy boat has me laughing like a madwoman. Who doesn't like a little shot of gravy while they bathe?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
::pours one out for Whitney::
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
OMG that photo is priceless! I agree, you can never have enough doves. I think also some marshmallows would be an added bonus.
On a related note, I had seen this clip a couple of weeks ago from SNL's website, and thought this was the funniest sh*t ever!!! now, it's sort of sad........no wait.....still hilarious! Both the women on this skit are awesome!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/12/miley-cyrus-gets-advice-about-drugs-whitney-houston-saturday-night-live-video
GRAVY BOAT!!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I believe this represents with stunning accuracy St. Egbert of Northumbria's account of Paradise.
You sunk my molten chocolate boat!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton