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I am at a loss (Whitney Houston FB foffery w/ bonus Michael Jackson))

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Whitney, you were "Waiting to Exhale" and trying to figure out "Why Does It Hurt So Bad". In spite of it all, you really wanted that "One Moment in Time" where somebody could say "Count on Me" and really mean it. So...in your process of "Getting to Happy", you turned to God and said "I Look to You" and He replied "I Will Always Love You". Now, you are experiencing "The Greatest Love of All". You can finally close your eyes and exhale. -Rest in Paradise.

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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.

Re: I am at a loss (Whitney Houston FB foffery w/ bonus Michael Jackson))

  • That is crazy, but my real reason for commenting is the screen grab from Hoarders.  I watched that episode last night and was really wishing I had someone to share the laughter with.  I'm going to re-watch it with Fran when he gets home.  "Specimens."
  • I could hardly contain myself that entire episode. I was either laughing or gagging (the owls!) through the entire thing.

    I checked if people were selling cicada husks on ebay and they weren't, which made me feel better.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • The reaction of her kids when she said she'd sell them on e-bay was PRICELESS.  The cigarette butts were sad. 

  • I'll need rosenjoe to confirm, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Heaven looks like.

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  • I'm pretty sure that's not michael's idea of heaven. 
  • Kay, yeah, the cigarette butts were heartbreaking. But understandable. Not understandable: jars of tiny baby possum fetuses.

    imagewingedbride:
    I'm pretty sure that's not michael's idea of heaven. 

    Right?? That's what I can't get past. Why MJ? Perhaps they were sealed in the temple.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I think it's more likely she's meeting up with Amy Winehouse.
  • Soooo, you didn't like my photoshopping?
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  • imageChristinS:
    Soooo, you didn't like my photoshopping?

    Needs more doves.

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  • imageHappyTummy613:

    imageChristinS:
    Soooo, you didn't like my photoshopping?

    Needs more doves.

    When Prince joins this club we will know what it sounds like when doves cry. And not a minute before. 

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  • You can't see the little boy, he's hiding behind Whitney.

    [Too soon?]

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  • Last night I was watching Extra! with Mario Lopez while cleaning the kitchen and they showed a photo of the tub Whitney was in. He said matter of factly "there's a hair tie, a towel, and a gravy boat floating in the tub." Um, gravy boat? No further explanation there Mario old buddy?
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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    Last night I was watching Extra! with Mario Lopez while cleaning the kitchen and they showed a photo of the tub Whitney was in. He said matter of factly "there's a hair tie, a towel, and a gravy boat floating in the tub." Um, gravy boat? No further explanation there Mario old buddy?

    TMZ reported that the gravy boat was full of olive oil, which Whitney added to her bath as part of her skin care regimen.

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  • I could go for some gravy
  • imageHappyTummy613:

    imageKristenBtobe:
    Last night I was watching Extra! with Mario Lopez while cleaning the kitchen and they showed a photo of the tub Whitney was in. He said matter of factly "there's a hair tie, a towel, and a gravy boat floating in the tub." Um, gravy boat? No further explanation there Mario old buddy?

    TMZ reported that the gravy boat was full of olive oil, which Whitney added to her bath as part of her skin care regimen.


    Yes this morning when I googled whitney houston gravy boat I discovered this information. I prefer to think of her chugging brown gravy while singing I Will Always Love You.
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  • Perhaps gravy lubricates the vocal chords.  Backstage at those VH1 Divas concerts must be like gravy boats ahoy.
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  • First off, that clearly isn't heaven.  If it was heaven, there would be dolphins.  It's in the Bible.  LOOK IT UP.

    Secondly, a gravy boat has me laughing like a madwoman.  Who doesn't like a little shot of gravy while they bathe?

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • ::pours one out for Whitney::

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • OMG that photo is priceless! I agree, you can never have enough doves. I think also some marshmallows would be an added bonus.

    On a related note, I had seen this clip a couple of weeks ago from SNL's website, and thought this was the funniest sh*t ever!!! now, it's sort of sad........no wait.....still hilarious! Both the women on this skit are awesome!

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/12/miley-cyrus-gets-advice-about-drugs-whitney-houston-saturday-night-live-video

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    Secondly, a gravy boat has me laughing like a madwoman.  Who doesn't like a little shot of gravy while they bathe?

    GRAVY BOAT!!

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  • I mean, it is a boat.  And boats go in the water.  So it makes perfect sense.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageHappyTummy613:

    I'll need rosenjoe to confirm, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Heaven looks like.


    I believe this represents with stunning accuracy St. Egbert of Northumbria's account of Paradise.
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  • I'm going to start bathing with a whole fleet of boats.  Nacho cheese boat.  Molten chocolate boat.  Wine boat.
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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I'm going to start bathing with a whole fleet of boats.  Nacho cheese boat.  Molten chocolate boat.  Wine boat.

    You sunk my molten chocolate boat!

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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