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1) HIs kid is a year old today.
2) He is now a work from home employee, which means he can nest again.
3) His left testicle is larger than his right.

3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Fun Facts about Groomz
HUZZAH!
Happy SIDS Liberation Day.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
1. happy birthday paige!!
2. sweet! will you participate in OOTD?
3. if i have ever learned anything from classical greek sculpture, this isn't something you should worry yourself over. boobs do the same thing, BTW.
GOOD NEWS!!!!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
You do have a Seba light, don't you?
Happy Birthday, Paige!
2013 Calendars and More!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
You and your stories have been missed! I can't believe she is one! Happy Birthday Paige!
2/20/2011
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
We are having a party. I wanted a small, immediate family only party. Jimmy wanted extended family and friend. Jimmy won. We rented a hall and are having 100+ guests to a fricking kids birthday party. It's way out of control, and we had to hire a caterer because there's no way I can handle feeding that many people.
I'm sure it will be great, but it's way spendier than I intended. Also, I really didn't expect that many people to rsvp yes. I really need to work on my people skills, so that in the future I'm less likeable and people avoid me.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Happy birthday Paige!
Holy crap, what a party!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Happy birthday to Paige!
Is it wrong that everytime I picture you it's in that tight red costume from the shore? I know you must have worn other clothes but that's the only image burned into my brain.
Have an awesome party. You'll be glad you got it catered.