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Crazy Car Pool

I took a month off but just for you all I rode home with her tonight. The best lines of the ride were

"he gets a ton of women because he has money"

"I am not interested  in being some sort of trophy wife and if you saw the two of us together you'd know that's what I was. I have options. I don't have to date him. I can date hot younger guys"

"well he seemed like more of a package when I started dating him than he is turning out to be"

"he's not american. He knows nothing about how we live" ( she met him on Turkish Personals"

AND she refused to accept the $1000 ring and roses he gave her for valentine's day because they weren't presented romantically and the gifts lacked creativity and weren't thoughtful. It's like he doesn't know her at all. (they've been dating for 6 weeks). 


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Re: Crazy Car Pool

  • Am I the only one who cheered when they saw this post title?

    I picture CrazyCarPool as one of those perfectly ordinary, not really attractive or intelligent women who nevertheless finds herself dripping with men. I always wondered how they did it.

    And now you're going to tell me she's a former model with a phd. 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • right the first time Mouse
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  • Wait. Wasn't she Jewish for a hot second? Turkish singles? 

    I love crazy and the mileage of stories you get out of it. 

  • She's still Jewish. She's trying to fuckherway to peace in the middle east.
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    She's still Jewish. She's trying to fuckherway to peace in the middle east.

    Ha! I think I just woke B. Wasnt expecting that answer. Anyway- yeah, Turkish seems an odd choice when she can just go on Jdate.  

  • She exhausted the jdate pool a year ago
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  • she's amaaaaazing!! (throws confetti)

    trophy wife. lololol. her world peace aspirations remind me of the celebrity jeopardy sketch on SNL. "The Penis Mightier, Alex!"

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