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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Things I have seen today
A woman who seriously looked like a muppet come to life. She was so nice and I was talking to her the whole time and all I could hear was "come here to me Kermie". No lie. Big bulging eyes, huge puppet lips and a flat face. It was Miss Piggy in life.
A model gorgeous man. You rarely see men in the schools and you for sure don't see one that could pose in a spread with Hezz. He looked like he just got off of a polo horse. He was the school nurse. I wanted to growl at him and make him submit to.....something. anything.
Re: Things I have seen today
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
It's an elementary. But I bet the teacher's get sick a lot.
What I've seen:
A woman comes in looking like Renee from Mobwives. Giant brunette hair, giant cross tucked into giant cleavage, giant fake eyelashes on giant winged blue eyeliner, giant platform designer labeled heels....
She then proceeded to tell me her entire life story from her in the middle of getting a divorce from someone she's been married to for 30 years, who she never loved, but her mom forced her into it. She loved another guy when she was 16 and the guy was 17 but her mom thought his father was in the mafia so she made her break up with him and marry this other guy because they were close friends of the family. A few years after she'd married this other guy, she was depressed and crying and her hair was falling out and she weighed like 85 lbs, she tried getting in touch with the old boyfriend but he got killed in a gang stabbing in the bronx coming out of the club.
Fast forward 28 years she had her son find the dead boyfriends family on FB. She found them and started dating the dead boyfriend's twin brother. She was naive and dating the guy for a year when he revealed he's a drug addict. He told her he'd quit but he didn't and now they're broken up and she's sad.
She was crying. I had her on my couch here like it was a therapy session.
I don't just sell lampshades, yo.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
So, you're telling me I should buy a horse? I'll look into that.
Please ask that hot nurse if he'd like to relocate. To my school.