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Anyone here?

I'm going to bed soon, but I'm a little freaked out.

I've been having some lower left abdominal pain on and off for the last day or two. Sometimes I get random pain here and there, on account of my weak constitution or something like that, so I usually ignore it and it goes away. But this has been coming and going for a few days now, and it's pretty ouchy tonight. Not horrible, but consistent, and getting a little jabby sometimes. I don't have an appendix, and it's my left side, so we're clear there.

I have a Mirena, and I'm a little concerned it could be an ectopic pregnancy. I feel like that's unlikely based on the manner in which Heith and I generally.. finish things up when we are having the relations. But still, it could happen.

Or maybe it's an ulcer, I've been pretty stressed out lately. Someone diagnose me, and also hold me. 

Re: Anyone here?

  • You have a bacterial infection. Quit inspecting buttholes. 

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  • I don't inspect buttholes, man! I just discuss, in depth, butt hygiene strategies with my husband. My strategies are superior, just for the record. I use what I like the call the "shower power wash" method.
  • Well according to the laundry list of possible side effects i heard on the commercial it must be that it "traveled to other parts of your body". I'm thinking when you wake up it will be your new belly button ring.

    Dont think the worst. It rarely is the worst. Hope you're ok!  

  • It's your inner itch trying to eat its way out. 
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  • imagemodb1rd:
    It's your inner itch trying to eat its way out. 

    I don't know what this means.

    TSD, I feel like it would have traveled before if it was going to. I've had it for 3.5 years. Generally the side effects or possible risks of Mirena are most likely to happen right after you get it I think. 

  • Damn you autocorrect. Inner itch = "innerbitch"
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    imagemodb1rd:
    It's your inner itch trying to eat its way out. 

    I don't know what this means.

    TSD, I feel like it would have traveled before if it was going to. I've had it for 3.5 years. Generally the side effects or possible risks of Mirena are most likely to happen right after you get it I think. 

    I was totally kidding! I just remember sitting at my vanity table daydreaming while the tv was on. It was the Mirena commercial and I thought it was an SNL skit/joke because the list of possible side effects was so long and sounded nuts.

    Im sure you're fine!!  

  • Just picture yourself doing your twin sister, and you won't even think about the pain anymore. You are welcome.

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  • On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the pain? My guess is kidney stone, or you're in labor.

  • I thought the inner itch was some weird comment about Jens repressing being horny, or something. I was confused.

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  • imageTSD:
    imagejens_a_ten:

    imagemodb1rd:
    It's your inner itch trying to eat its way out. 

    I don't know what this means.

    TSD, I feel like it would have traveled before if it was going to. I've had it for 3.5 years. Generally the side effects or possible risks of Mirena are most likely to happen right after you get it I think. 

    I was totally kidding! I just remember sitting at my vanity table daydreaming while the tv was on. It was the Mirena commercial and I thought it was an SNL skit/joke because the list of possible side effects was so long and sounded nuts.

    Im sure you're fine!!  

    NOW I'M CONVINCED I'M DYING THANKS A LOT.

    Just jokes.

    K, you all have been very helpful. We've narrowed it down to:

    -Bacterial infection due to excessive butt inspections

    -IUD lodging itself into my organs

    -Labour

    -Inner *** (or itch) attempting escape. (why not just go through the butthole?)

    -Kidney stone

    And Groomz was never in this thread and he didn't write anything, and I didn't read it, the end. 

    ps. Duckis, it's probably about a 3 or 4 in general, and can sometimes go up to 5 when it gets sharp.

     

     

  • How often do you take tylenol?  I found I get pain like that when I take too much tylenol/acetemenahowveryouspellit. I thought I was dying and my doc told me ito stop taking it frequently and within a few day, the pain was gone. 
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  • Grooms wins. I hope you are feeling better today
  • I don't take painkillers very often at all. I haven't taken any lately.

    Thanks Winger! I do feel better today. I'm not feeling anything right now, so I guess I'll just deal with it if it comes back. 

  • Sounds like gas to me.  You need fart more.
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