Ok so I don't post much on here, but I had to share this one. I was having a perfectly nice conversation via OKC messaging with this dude. He asked me about my tattoos and this was his response:
Geez. That's pretty awesome. There's this porn star with a great star tattoo thing on her ribs. It's like a shooting star, but it gets bigger as it streaks meaning there's a line of multiple stars getting bigger. And there's trails included in this situation as well. Porn star. Yeah, I'm not pervy or anything, but to say I don't enjoy sex and don't always get it because I don't whore around with many loose women would be untrue. But I'm not into strip clubs or nasty-dirty-nasty stuff. I have my little fetish just like everyone else, and I don't take it to a place I shouldn't. Besides, someone like you I don't imagine, hasn't not seen the "adult cinema" before atleast a few times. I get some weird classy vide from you in that maybe you don't ** around too much yourself, but you're still sophisticated enough to want some sort of sexual release when you want it, just not in the way of sleeping with random guys, AND to THAT, i say KUDOS! So that's what I have to say about that- JUST...to get it out of the way. Not sure why I went off on that tangent, but its a very nice tattoo this person has, and i immediately thought of your best interests when in my head, i began to immediately search for the finest example to share with you, source of which, irregardless. Just me being classy I guess.
This was like his second message to me. Classy dude for sure. Um DELETE!
Re: One for the dating message books
my favorite parts include "I get some weird classy vide from you" (classy = weird LOL)
and nasty-dirty-nasty-stuff
oh and also this sentence offended me (triple negative in case you lost count!) Besides, someone like you I don't imagine, hasn't not seen the "adult cinema" before atleast a few times.
I know like there is something about me that screams "I LOVE ME SOME PORN!" LOL
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Yah, the message didn't turn me off as much as the horrible grammar!
ITA and would do it. Yes, the whole email was out there, but I cringed at the sight of irregardless!