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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Breaking Dawn
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Also, look! I have achieved Bella's wedding hair. It's so chic and sophisticated.
Re: Breaking Dawn
Book Review Blog
If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I think when the much talked about "bed breaking" scene happened, I would actually die
I don't even have to watch it to know what my face would be.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Oh look, Bella is shaving her legs. The sex must be coming soon.
Wait, was that the sex scene?
Oh hey, they're playing chess and having morning sickness now.
Oh look, we are talking about abortion!
Mod, quit trying to seduce me with your tongue all hanging out.
Look! WereJacob is angrily running through the forest, with visions of Bella's stomach dancing through his head!
This is my face through the entire wolf scene. This is so terrible.
Bella is drinking delicious blood. Me too!
Three guesses about which scene I just watched.
Oh. Jacob just imprinted.
How...sweet?
I put my wedding hair back on so I could look classy while my manhands and I imprint on this wine.
I'm pretty sure I will have to imprint on the rest of the bottle so as to wash away the pain of this movie and the knowledge that I won't stop myself from watching the last one.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
The other day, someone wondered if lurkers have followed since the days of AFB. This post is an excellent example of my almost 6 years of commitment to the ladies of AFSBNEYCRE. I die!
... And oops! Now my pants are wet.
Currently Reading: Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes
This post is too powerful. You must be stopped. See you in November.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'm bookmarking this post so I can return to it when I get to watch it with RiffTrax. I think we'll be having a Twilight series/RiffTrax marathon sometime next week.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I saw this post this morning and was all like "Eh, I don't want to read about Breaking Dawn". And then I saw it again this afternoon and said "Nah, I'll wait until later, when I'm really bored and there's no other posts to read".
This is the best thing ever and I'm glad that I read it while no one was home/baby sleeping because I am dying. I love you NoisyPenguin. I truly love you.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin