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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Cheesy jokes come in!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH!
See if you can beat that for cheesy jokes! I cannot possibly be the only one that loves really bad jokes, so come share yours 
Re: Cheesy jokes come in!
I am a sucker for cheesy jokes. One of my all-time favorites:
So 2 atoms walk into a bar. They sit down, and the first one says, all depressed, "I think I lost an electron." The second one looks dismayed. "Are you sure??" he asks. "Yeah," says the first, "I'm positive."
No more cheesy jokes? Come on, people!
Here's another one of my favorites, although it's hard to get the punchline across in writing.
A: Knock, knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrupting c... <A: Mooooooo> ...ow who?
I was a camp counselor for years, I've got lots!
Why was the fly dancing on the pickle jar?
Cause it said "twist to open!"
ba da ching!
Haha! Thanks for the laughs!
Sorry, I have no jokes to contribute
I've always been really bad at remembering jokes, and even worse at telling them whenever I do manage to remember one...
Thanks ladies! This is a good way to start the morning
I only have one:
Q: What did Beethoven do when he did?
A: He decomposed
[plus, you can be super obnoxious, just by changing the composer's name and repeating for as long as you can...]
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U 'nique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
I love stupid jokes, those are my staples :P
2012 Reading Challenge
haaaahahaha :-) Love 'em!
The rabbit sequence reminded me of another series I always loved:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.