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What do you think are the chances

That I can bounce on my minitrampoline while reading my book without falling off? Should I even attempt this?
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Re: What do you think are the chances

  • Absolutely not. Terrible idea. 
  • Yeah I kind of figured. I once tried closing my eyes while running on the treadmill. Also a terrible idea. 
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  • The image I have in my head of you reading and jumping for some reason also includes you holding a glass of wine in the hand that's not holding the book.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    The image I have in my head of you reading and jumping for some reason also includes you holding a glass of wine in the hand that's not holding the book.

    Because you know me very well. If I could find a way to drink booze and read while exercising (in order to forget that I am exercising I would both do it and sell that fuckingexercise regime in order to be rich eta mothafucka)

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  • imagemodb1rd:
    Yeah I kind of figured. I once tried closing my eyes while running on the treadmill. Also a terrible idea. 

    I second this. I flew off the back into my wall unit air conditioner in my old apartment. Although I'm not sure if that was the eye closing time or when I attempted to do the treadmill facing the back. Saw it on the Biggest Loser. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that either.

    Cant you just watch tv?! I save all the good shows for me and the treadmill. 

  • imagemodb1rd:

    imagenoisy_penguin:
    The image I have in my head of you reading and jumping for some reason also includes you holding a glass of wine in the hand that's not holding the book.

    Because you know me very well. If I could find a way to drink booze and read while exercising (in order to forget that I am exercising I would both do it and sell that fuckingexercise regime in order to be rich eta mothafucka)

    Yes, but you might find yourself internet famous if you tried this while videotaping it. Kind of like the drunk cooking lady.  Hmmmn? 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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  • But you can close your eyes while on the elliptical. I take a nap while exercising all the time.
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