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Things I couldn't do if I was still married and had a kid by now

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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse

Re: Things I couldn't do if I was still married and had a kid by now

  • Did you have a fancy pacifier?
  • I'm sorry.  Is that a...rave?!  Um, the 90s called.  They want their flannel baby doll dresses back.
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  • Good god.  Now I'm having horrible flashbacks.
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  • I'm pretty sure that's what hell sounds like. 
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • No pacifier. I made friends with the elderly (relatively speaking) bar staff and they bought me Chinese food! But there were many young people there. They don't know about the 90s, so they think they invented this sh!t.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Two things:

    Did you wear docs and take x?

    Also, now I have Missy Elliot's "For My People" stuck in my head.  Yes, I equate that song with raves.  

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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • I'm consistently impressed by your ability to go out and party it up on a school night.  Although that music makes me want to shake my cane and tell those damn kids to turn that crap off.  In my day, music didn't sound like a bunch of sci-fi movie effects strung together!  *sips prune juice*
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    Did you wear docs and take x?


    Oh god. I hope she was on something to numb the sound.

  • No rolling. I did wear my black lace up boots with the plaid lining that were shunned on this board but that have gotten a ton of mileage since I bought them, so eff all a y'all!
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • My guess was going to be "Have a stroke at a rave" so I'm glad I was close.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Should've come to Jane's Addiction with me! I'm married and knocked up. Granted, I went straight to bed after, but I can still party!

    The 90s are alive in St. Louis.

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  • Audrey, you're an inspiration. I will do 90s things with you any time!
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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