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Things I couldn't do if I was still married and had a kid by now

"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Re: Things I couldn't do if I was still married and had a kid by now
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Two things:
Did you wear docs and take x?
Also, now I have Missy Elliot's "For My People" stuck in my head. Yes, I equate that song with raves.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh god. I hope she was on something to numb the sound.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Should've come to Jane's Addiction with me! I'm married and knocked up. Granted, I went straight to bed after, but I can still party!
The 90s are alive in St. Louis.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse