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i have MM kwestions!

are these ironic? like...do they have to be really unflattering pictures of my kids? do you need to see my dogs butthole?

what are the rules?

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Re: i have MM kwestions!

  • The rules are there aren't no rules.

    You can post cute, funny, ugly, whatever you got.   Tragedy cards are generally helpful.  Smear campaigns and cheating are encouraged.

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  • No rules other than needing an entry paired with a photo.

    And, you do want to win. We encourage hilariousness though.

  • The first rule of MM is we don't talk about MM
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  • imageboxerfan:

    The rules are there aren't no rules.

    You can post cute, funny, ugly, whatever you got.   Tragedy cards are generally helpful.  Smear campaigns and cheating are encouraged.

    I was going to post something like this. And I googled "there are no rules" on image search to post something funny to go along.

    yeaaaaaah, so I don't recommend that.

  • My dog's adorableness will totally beat your dog's butthole any day.

    You only get one ballot photo, so that you have to choose wisely and it must be fairly recent.  But campaigning can take any shape or form you so desire.  Cheating is heartily encouraged.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageboxerfan:

    The rules are there aren't no rules.

    You can post cute, funny, ugly, whatever you got.   Tragedy cards are generally helpful.  Smear campaigns and cheating are encouraged.

    YES! i knew his hemophilia would come in handy in ways other than skipping lines at disney world!

    now, how do i cheat?  

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  • imagewingedbride:
    imageboxerfan:

    The rules are there aren't no rules.

    You can post cute, funny, ugly, whatever you got.   Tragedy cards are generally helpful.  Smear campaigns and cheating are encouraged.

    I was going to post something like this. And I googled "there are no rules" on image search to post something funny to go along.

    yeaaaaaah, so I don't recommend that.

    Did you see something other than a picture of Kenickie?

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  • imageboxerfan:
    imagewingedbride:
    imageboxerfan:

    The rules are there aren't no rules.

    You can post cute, funny, ugly, whatever you got.   Tragedy cards are generally helpful.  Smear campaigns and cheating are encouraged.

    I was going to post something like this. And I googled "there are no rules" on image search to post something funny to go along.

    yeaaaaaah, so I don't recommend that.

    Did you see something other than a picture of Kenickie?

    Well, if Kenickie is spread eagle nude held down by cuffs with an uncoiffed squirrel nest in the "down there" region, yes, that is what i see.

  • oh! also! is it one entry per kid? or just one entry with both kids? should i omit my oldest, at the risk of being told i don't care about him again, since there is probably no competition in his age category?
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  • imagesaraandmichael:
    oh! also! is it one entry per kid? or just one entry with both kids? should i omit my oldest, at the risk of being told i don't care about him again, since there is probably no competition in his age category?

    We have generally just had toddlers and babies in the contest due to the ages of people here. But feel free to enter the older one. I don't see a reason not to.

  • Be a proper stage mom and enter both of your kids but clearly favor one more than the other.  There should be tears!
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Be a proper stage mom and enter both of your kids but clearly favor one more than the other.  There should be tears!

    oh, i like this!

    i am so good at crying.

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  • imagesaraandmichael:
    oh! also! is it one entry per kid? or just one entry with both kids? should i omit my oldest, at the risk of being told i don't care about him again, since there is probably no competition in his age category?

    I'll enter Vivian, they're the same age.  We can have a head to head show down. 


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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    You only get one ballot photo, so that you have to choose wisely and it must be fairly recent.  But campaigning can take any shape or form you so desire.  Cheating is heartily encouraged.

    This is not to say you can't post lots and lots pictures while campaigning.  I suggest funny, cute, and tragic pics and stories.  Cover all your bases. 

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  • imageFallinAgain:
    This is not to say you can't post lots and lots pictures while campaigning.  I suggest funny, cute, and tragic pics and stories.  Cover all your bases. 

    Would it hurt or help my case if I posted allergic reaction pictures?  Is that a good tragic pic?

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  • Last year, I'm pretty sure I included Mucho double eye infection pictures in one of her montages, set to "There's No Easy Way Out" from Rocky.

    Allergic reactions are fair game.

    Also, doesn't have to be just pictures.  Video, gifs, it's all in play.

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  • I still want to vote for the late, great George Pants in the cat category.
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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I still want to vote for the late, great George Pants in the cat category.

    George is March Madness Emeritus. He is always a winner in our hearts.

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  • Thanks to Lindsay's influence, my voting is based solely on hot uncles.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-kRvycz7fs&t=1m36s

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  • WAIT!!!

    i'm new here.

    one ballot photo?   So, strategy wise i should use a very cute pictures but campaing photos should be determined as I go?

    I think i used the wrong ballot photos

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  • Sam -- yes.  You can't always guarantee that people will view your campaign materials before voting, so you want to be sure your ballot photo is the best representation you've got.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Please disregard previous entry.   i'll have a new one ASAP
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  • Just edit your post and replace the pictures so I don't get confused.
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