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Mother of the Year Award

Jane scarfed two entire hot dogs last night (and asked for more, which we declined...). I go get her up this morning and walk in to her with Albert Einstein hair. Literally standing on end. What in the hell? I touch it (it's crunchy...) at the same time as I look into her crib. COVERED in hot dog barf. Girlfriend never made a noise. I had no idea and it was everywhere.
 
However, she was totally not bothered by it but just said "ho ho ho. wet". Meaning, her Santa PJs were wet. Yes, yes they were.

I stripped her and the bed and tossed her in the tub. She seemed totally herself and then as I'm combing out the barf-induced knots and she starts saying "I sorry....I sorry"
 
OMG, RIP MY HEART OUT. I was obviously not mad at her at all and didn't even know she knew that word, "sorry".   Sob, sniff.

Re: Mother of the Year Award

  • I am sorry.  How could you have known though?
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    I am sorry.  How could you have known though?
      No, I know.  I mean if she didn't wake us up, I wouldn't know.  What killed me what the "I sorry...." like she's scared of me or felt like she did something wrong.  She's never said that before (and there certainly times she could have been sorry - like when she clocked me across the head with a metal spoon!!)  It was just so sad :(
  • So funny that you posted this-- the exact same thing happened at our house last night... except it was broccoli and mac & cheese barf, completely shellacked to her hair.  She woke up probably 2 hours after doing it and it was everywhere.

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  • Aww, poor girl. At least she used sorry correctly though.
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  • Oh my goodness! Poor Janie (and Natalie too!)  The I'm sorry would have ripped my heart in two for sure, poor little thing and poor mama!

  • Oh my goodness! Poor Janie (and Natalie too!)  The I'm sorry would have ripped my heart in two for sure, poor little thing and poor mama!

  • I chuckled when I read this...only because I was so that kid. Still am...I always apologize when I am puking - whether It is sickness or alcohol induced. I hope Jane and Natalie feel better!!!
  • Aw, that sucks.  Poor thing, and poor mama!  

    Honestly, I was about to give myself the same award earlier.  I realized that I can tell how far Molly can reach by the dust prints by the TV.  The bad part is that my first thought was she's growing up fast, not that I need to clean my house.   

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