Starting Over
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

A LOL update

I found the message I was referring to in my other post, enjoy! 

 i have 2 apbt dogs now; the one
in the pic on my profile(he is still just 71
pounds)and i bought a female for him as i am about
to move to XX somewhere; want the training over
before we move outta this place. she still happy
pees(i know 2 much info)..lol. ive been signed up
here for over 2 years and have yet to make a
connection with anyone; so my profile may be a
little off. i noticed you have a cat; does that
include a litterbox in the HOUSE? we can discuss all
that at a different time i suppose. just reply i
have an idea. i need to get my xx drivers license
turned into a xx one. i know its on xxx at the
community center, but if i was Columbus id still be
sailing, if you were to wanna meet for breakfast and
show me around that area of xx( i know xx
great) xx and xx still turn me around. id be
happy to show you xx; downtown, any part
of xx you would like. we can get coffee or eat;
you have the schedule to work around; that part of
the profile of mine is true. its all true just mom
made it 4 me(see how honest i am..lol} so you are
really divorced; have papers, etc? the one girl i
did meet(from cl, not here) was the nicest,sweetest,
lying girl ever. she was just separated and that ran
into my morals once i found the truth. it only
matters were we to find one another compelling
enough to actually do more than get a driving
license; to me anyhow. lemme know im not even sure
if they are open on wknds; and u working 9-5 doesn't
allow time during the week. do you like riding
motorcycles? i have 3 of them now; even one 4
beginners. are the glasses needed or for the look? OK that's all off the top i can think of. reply and
say no thanks or sure; just lemme know so i don't
bother you with fruitless emails. you are invited to
go to church with me if you would like? freedom
biker church, in xx. just shoot me down
softly is all i ask; but your travels and education
intrigues me.

Re: A LOL update

  • Besided being super creepy and weird, it has ADD written all over it. It goes in 40 million directions.

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  • Did you shoot him down softly?  You don't want to disappoint his mother...who wrote his profile for him. 
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  • I didn't get past the first few lines...
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  • The fact that he has the wherewithal to know what fruitless means and uses it correctly dumbfounds me after reading the rest of that hot mess. 
  • Um....wow! I have no other words for that.
  • You should print this out and frame it. Excellent conversation piece. 
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  • I like that he's looking down on people for questionable morals (she was just separated and that ran into my morals once i found the truth) and for having a litterbox in the house, and even you for working during the day (u working 9-5 doesn't allow time during the week)

    - annnd yet he's asking a stranger from a dating site to take him to the DMV to get a new drivers license and then go on a date. (date part optional : were we to find one another compelling
    enough to actually do more than get a driving
    license
    )

    I sincerely hope you shot him down in the most humiliating manner possible.

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    I like that he's looking down on people for questionable morals (she was just separated and that ran into my morals once i found the truth) and for having a litterbox in the house, and even you for working during the day (u working 9-5 doesn't allow time during the week)

    - annnd yet he's asking a stranger from a dating site to take him to the DMV to get a new drivers license and then go on a date. (date part optional : were we to find one another compelling
    enough to actually do more than get a driving
    license
    )

    I sincerely hope you shot him down in the most humiliating manner possible.

    This!  And where on earth do these lunatics come from?!  It's no wonder you've been on the damn site for two years and have yet to make a connection!!!!

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