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CUN-Tuesday

Last night I had a dream that I was at a summer camp and I'd forgotten to bring ANY toiletries at all... no toothbrush/toothpaste/deoderant/shampoo/conditioner etc and I barely packed any clothes AND the only bunk left was RIGHT next to the bathroom. Traumatizing.

 Mainly because the first time I ever went to summer camp, I was about 9 and didn't pack enough clothes and the only showers had no doors and I was so shy that I only took like 2 showers all week so I was all greasy and gross *cries*  I was the smelly kid at summer camp.

 Also, the woman across from me here at work has a voice like Satan sh!tting out gravel and broken glass. I want to puncture my eardrum with an icepick.

Also also this office is always F(_)CKING FREEZING! I'm about to grab the quilt out of my car and wrap up in it pappoose style because I CANT FEEL MY DAMN HANDS!

 I want to go home and sleep until this week is over.

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Re: CUN-Tuesday

  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:

     Mainly because the first time I ever went to summer camp, I was about 9 and didn't pack enough clothes and the only showers had no doors and I was so shy that I only took like 2 showers all week so I was all greasy and gross *cries*  I was the smelly kid at summer camp.

    Stinky kids unite!

    The first time I went to summer camp they hadn't turned the hot water on so everyone took cold showers for a day.  I was the only freaking kid at that damn camp that didn't get the memo that the hot water was back on, so for the rest of the week I took 2 minute ice cold showers thinking everyone else was just more hardcore than me and was withstanding the cold water better.  Trauma.

  • OMG this lady's voice is seriously making me want to vomit blood from my tear ducts. AND she f(_)cking talks to herself alll.damn.day.long. As if someone was listening/replying to her. All random pointless sh!t. OMFGGGGGGG

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    Please someone hold me back before I go on a murderous rampage with a staple remover....

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  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    OMG this lady's voice is seriously making me want to vomit blood from my tear ducts. AND she f(_)cking talks to herself alll.damn.day.long. As if someone was listening/replying to her. All random pointless sh!t. OMFGGGGGGG

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    Please someone hold me back before I go on a murderous rampage with a staple remover....

    I hate to laugh, but your descriptions are so funny. Embarrassed

    Its 6pm somewhere right? Here's a Beer

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  • imageBettyBookworm:
    imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    OMG this lady's voice is seriously making me want to vomit blood from my tear ducts. AND she f(_)cking talks to herself alll.damn.day.long. As if someone was listening/replying to her. All random pointless sh!t. OMFGGGGGGG

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    Please someone hold me back before I go on a murderous rampage with a staple remover....

    I hate to laugh, but your descriptions are so funny. Embarrassed

    Its 6pm somewhere right? Here's a Beer

     

    I wish my descriptions were inaccurate...  Sad

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  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    OMG this lady's voice is seriously making me want to vomit blood from my tear ducts. AND she f(_)cking talks to herself alll.damn.day.long. As if someone was listening/replying to her. All random pointless sh!t. OMFGGGGGGG

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    Please someone hold me back before I go on a murderous rampage with a staple remover....

    My crazy CW does this. Talks to herself. ALL DAY LONG. Yells at her email. Complains constantly about things that no one else knows what she's talking about. Also has grating voice that makes one want to stab oneself with an icepick.

    And LOL at the staple remover rampage. My other CW has a folder she turned into a "flying stapler shield" (complete with a picture taped to it of an angry stapler) because of my same desire to go on a rampage.

    Oh, FFS.
  • imagemalibu5880:
    imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    OMG this lady's voice is seriously making me want to vomit blood from my tear ducts. AND she f(_)cking talks to herself alll.damn.day.long. As if someone was listening/replying to her. All random pointless sh!t. OMFGGGGGGG

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    Please someone hold me back before I go on a murderous rampage with a staple remover....

    My crazy CW does this. Talks to herself. ALL DAY LONG. Yells at her email. Complains constantly about things that no one else knows what she's talking about. Also has grating voice that makes one want to stab oneself with an icepick.

    And LOL at the staple remover rampage. My other CW has a folder she turned into a "flying stapler shield" (complete with a picture taped to it of an angry stapler) because of my same desire to go on a rampage.

     

    I have a post-it note pirate flag taped to a straw and stuck on a little magnet. I am the irate cubicle pirate.

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  • LOL! I need a pirate flag post-it.

    Oh, FFS.
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