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Mabel the Loser.
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Dear Dr. RE
I need someone to diagnose me please. Here are my symptoms: my first month off the pill. I've been cramping for weeks now but I'm about 4-5 days late (I say late, but I that's just going by what my natural cycle has been when off the pill in the past - I've always been pretty regular). Not PG (as far as EPT can tell). I also have a bump on the back of my head that I discovered last night (which may or may not be just how my head is shaped). So tell me:
a) just one cancer
b) two-fer cancer - lady parts + head
c) menopause
d) b & c (which btw, would totally ruin my day)
Mabel the Loser.
Re: Dear Dr. RE
i think it's just like when you've been running your car on synthetic motor oil for an extended period of time, and one day you decide to switch to naturally occurring peanut oil*. you just need to work the kinks out!
* i forgot to mention that in this scenario you are actually a peanut.
Can you spell out what d is for those of us on the Monday couch?
Also, I was way late (by my normal cycle) before I got a positive hpt. I never rule that *** out until a period arrives.
I have bumps all over my head and neck that my doctor says are totally normal for us lay-deez. They're just cysts of some sort. So don't really worry about that.
Also, I think a few days late is nothing when coming off BC. I vote you're absolutely fine.
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
Oh Wendy. D is just both options b and c. I think you're all the way on the last Sunday couch now.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Oh, and I think you're pregnant.
With spider eggs.
In the back of your head.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I think your cycle is just confused because there's no one to tell it what to do now that you're off contraception.
It could take a few months to get back into regular cycles. Or you're pregnant, and it's too early for EPT to tell.
The head lump is def cancer, btw. Or an enlarged lymph node, zit, ingrown hair, sebaceous cyst, teratoma, carbuncle, hematoma, or spiders. Or nothing.
Oh my. I was trying to figure out an acronym. I, uh, I should go home now.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
You're the worst offender, you know. You are going dowwwwwwwwwwwwn.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
So, you are the cause of my trots today and not the little Nookies, is what you are saying?
Okay, I can never hear that without Welcome to the Jungle going through my head all day. So, thanks.
Nove, you've got twins. One in the ute, one in the brain. To get them both to the right place I recommend cartwheels.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Don't worry....I stared at it for a loooong time before I figured it out too. I was trying to figure out what kind of medical procedure a b & c was.
All lies.