Since we're on a roll here.
1. You MUST be having twins... look at how big you are!
2. I ended up with 64 stitches "down there" after my first baby.
3. Can I rub your belly?
4. Were you trying? / Is this baby a surprise?
5. Aren't you too old/ young/ poor to have a baby?
6. Better get your sleep now, you won't be getting any for the rest of your life!
7. Is your husband disappointed it's a girl? / Are you disappointed it's a boy?
8. You shouldn't be eating that! It has caffeine/ alcohol/ a listeria risk/ too much sodium/ so on!
9. Breastfeeding/ Formula Feeding is inappropriate and disgusting, and I hope you don't plan to do it.
10. Oh I hate the baby name you picked out, so I'm going to call the baby the name I've chosen instead.
Re: Things not to say to a pregnant woman...
Can I add one?
"Labor is gonna hurt like hell!" -- I always HATE when people say this to pregnant women.
Neena Mae. 1/7/10
"A baby nursing at a mother's breast is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature." - David Suzuki
You forgot:
Why are you still here at work?
Aren't you due any day now? (When I was 7 months...)
And the constant calls to "Just check if you've gone into labor yet."