
Look at all this sweetness.
I met this cat on Craigslist. She only has one eye. She never pees or poops outside of the litter box. She leaks brains from her eye socket and she sneezes wetly into your cereal. Annabelle is probably the dumbest living cat. But she feels more like a bunny than a kitty, and she loves to spoon, and she never hisses. Her breath is good, but she farts a lot.
Additionally, I'd like to point out that you should vote for Annabelle, if not for her own merits, then because I am a top-notch person. I just happen to lack a lot of free time and photoshop skills. DONT HOLD THAT AGAINST ANNABELLE. It's not her fault.
See how much we love each other?

If you vote for Annabelle, she'll snuggle you like this. Or I will. Your choice.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Re: Why you should vote for Annabelle
Yes.
Ok, maybe not brains, but it's a clear, thick brownish fluid. I hypothesize it's brians because she is a dumbo.
I have no alliance. I'll be in an alliance! Who wants me?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Yes, it's very serious.
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
uhhhh... me?
Will there be others, or is it just us? I'm fine if it's just us. You're pretty!
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
She leaked more before I started smoking indoors!
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
you are cauterizing the wound!!! THE HEALING POWERS OF SMOKING!
I will align! I have no cat in this fight.
Sweet! I have an alliance!
I usually don't participate. I pick at my cuticles and smoke and glower. This is a little more fun.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes, this. I was just thinking that Annabelle needs a button where her eye used to be, like Mod's dog.