i'm trying to contain my embarrassment in this here picture with my mom.

the grocery store is a dangerous place.

the pose is really important when wearing this cape. i'm pretty sure this can be used in my gay modeling portfolio several years from now.

its freaking hard to see who i'm shooting my laser gun at in this hat.

sometimes i just lounge around the house like this.

every 48 hours my dumb parents make me do this.

it has its perks, though. when i get hurt they let me chill on the couch.

not always, though. but that half naked woman up top taught me to play the wii with a stabilizer board.

but then she made me get cut open. not all bad, i got some really recooperative sleep from all the drugs.

though sometimes i'm still a bit clumsy.
tragedy card courtesy of a genetic malformation passed on to me by my mom. she's a real biiiitch.

Re: commence to campaign! kid edition.
holy crap! you totally look like a nude.
And I love that he kicked that surgery's ass.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I gave E that cape/mask getup so I'm going to take some of the glory when he wins. Okay, Sara?
Seriously. Love him.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
thanks!
and smoo...you can have a hand in it when he's crowned!