I don't know why, it just is. So are you going to vote for Paige, or are you a commie.
If you vote Paige, she'll be your girlfriend and have small talk with you:
If you have a problem, she'll be on her way in no time:
If you're hungry, she'll feed you, and she'll even make sure the spoon she feeds you with is good and clean.
She will share her presents with you:
She'll only call you a nerfherder when she's really mad, but really, it just means she likes you:
Re: A vote for Paige is a vote for freedom
She gets a little wild at parties
And sometimes she's a sloppy drunk:
But in the end, she's just a baby. A baby who is way better than all the other babies. Try to remember that when you vote. For Paige.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
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I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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