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A vote for Paige is a vote for freedom

I don't know why, it just is.  So are you going to vote for Paige, or are you a commie. 

If you vote Paige, she'll be your girlfriend and have small talk with you:

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If you have a problem, she'll be on her way in no time:

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If you're hungry, she'll feed you, and she'll even make sure the spoon she feeds you with is good and clean.

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She will share her presents with you:

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She'll only call you a nerfherder when she's really mad, but really, it just means she likes you:

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3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali

Re: A vote for Paige is a vote for freedom

  • She gets a little wild at parties

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    And sometimes she's a sloppy drunk:

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    But in the end, she's just a baby.  A baby who is way better than all the other babies. Try to remember that when you vote.  For Paige.  image

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • She also has a pretty fantastic wardrobe.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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