Jon Voight...
....likes to kick back with his namesake, Jon Voight, while enjoying a cocktail. A party cat, he continues to smoke and drink in spite of his thyroid issues and old cat kidneys. Jonny loves wet meat and eats each meal as if he's been incarcerated for a year and won't eat again for another. His past is a mystery, he was living there in Allentown when they closed all the factories down, the promises his teachers gave, if he worked hard, if he behaved, were in fact LIES. He wound up jobless, homeless and clawless, his testicles hollow, living the hard life on the streets. His current humans marvel at his checkered past and devil-may-care attitude - Perez reports that at his latest cat doctor visit he was so angered by being handled that he pissed right on the vet while snarling, "fucuk you," his PR team has neither denied nor confirmed this report.
A vote for Jon Voight is a vote against BOREDOM.
Re: XP - I will eat Annabelle if I have to. -Jon Voight
I cannot believe you and Jon Voight are turning on me.
This is an outrage.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.