I'm a hipster puppy yo. I have my doggles and my vespa. I like to go jogging in the mornings on my street. I have the best karate kid pose ever, and I totally know that looking up at the camera gives me a big pretty head and a tiny thin body,. I'm like a San Francisco hipster legend. There have been many songs written about me. Here are my favorites.
"This little dog of mine, He's only got one eye.
This little dog of mine, He's only got one eye.
This little dog of mine, He's only got one eye.
Got one eye, got one eye, got one eye-eye-eye."
AND
"One eyed dog, won't you come, and wash away the pain? One eyed dog, won't you come? Won't you come?"
You know you want an infamous winner. Vote Anju. (oh yeah and my name means "small snack you eat with beer" in Korean)
Re: Vote Anju
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton