Well Hello Everyone-My name is Jack

You may be wondering, why should I vote for this kid? I mean I don't even know who his mother is. Well I am here to tell you I am not any typical internet boy.
If you vote for me I will personally fly to your place of residence to thank you.

Look like all of you I have had some tough times in my life. I mean my parents thought this was a responsible thing to do.

Oh and then there was this time. WTF baby alone on a bridge while those two nimrods smile lovelingly at each other.

But each time I dust myself off, and decide to avenge the evils of the world whenever possible.

A vote for me, means a vote for the little people out there. The scorned, the downtrodden, the belittled. Plus I clearly have me some swagger.

Vote for Jack, 2012!
Re: Meet Jack-Evie you are going dooooowwwn
Obvs it is displayed over the mantle. I don't want to give any one the wrong impression that we are doing a good job with this parenting gig.
Ummmm but how cute are my babies chub cheeks. I am going to be pissed if this babies cheeks don't look exactly like his.
You like snow?
I like a customized campaign that is geared towards my needs.
I am just going to drop this one here.
eddy and noisy are in it to win it dawg.
I want c_joy to bring the pain. I'm sad.