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Please vote Stray Cat

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Everyone loves an undercat right? I grew up behind a TGI Fridays in Manteca California and used to eat out of the garbage can. I was cold. I was hungry. I HAD A TAPEWORM hanging out of my butt. Then I saw two fat people get out of a car and thought "Here's my chance. They have FOOD" and I ran up the man's leg. He cuddled me. The girl cuddled me. They put me in the car and took me home. I was right. They had food. And a couch. And a bed. And toys. And two dogs that chased me a little. And two other cats to wrestle with. I thought I had it made. But they don't even love me enough to give me a name. They still call me Stray Cat. And the woman is far too lazy to campaign for my win, so she just made one composite picture of how pretty I am and plans to comment on this thread every now and then to keep it at the top. Come on. You know it. EVERY CAT DESERVES LOVE. Prove you love me. VOTE STRAY CAT!

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  • boxerfanboxerfan
    Stray cat uses the toilet.  That wins my vote.
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  • lindsaylllindsayll
    Stray Cat is smart and lovely
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  • modb1rdmodb1rd
    It's true. Stray Cat does poop in the toilet all by herself. AND please note, in the top right hand corner, she will even pretend to be Maru to win your love!
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
    Not only does she poop in the toilet, she did it without any training or encouragement from you.
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain

    imageboxerfan:
    Stray cat uses the toilet.  That wins my vote.

    Exactly! 

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  • daria405daria405
    That is weird. I don't understand how that works.
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  • modb1rdmodb1rd

    She perches on the seat and shits. It isn't that complicated. 

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  • vallyhoovallyhoo
    Jinxy!
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
    My own kid can't even use the toilet.
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  • daria405daria405
    She taught herself? She has street skills.
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  • modb1rdmodb1rd
    She taught herself. When you grow up on the mean streets of Manteca, you get wily.
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  • _Fenton_Fenton
    It's like people who grow up poor and then when they get money, they take very good care of their things. Since she had to piss and crap everywhere in her former life, she is going to sh!t like a LADY now that she can. Shitting in boxes is for cats who have soft paws from never having to walk on pavement.
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  • modb1rdmodb1rd

    image_Fenton:
    It's like people who grow up poor and then when they get money, they take very good care of their things. Since she had to piss and crap everywhere in her former life, she is going to sh!t like a LADY now that she can. Shitting in boxes is for cats who have soft paws from never having to walk on pavement.

    I fcking love you Fenton.

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  • Temp893353375007415Temp893353375007415

    The use of the toilet and the fact the Stray Cat looks like Cat from Breakfast at Tiffany's has my vote SEALED.

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  • Irishgrl417Irishgrl417
    Is Stray Cat the one that played with the iPad. If so, you need to post those pics, they were adorable.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
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