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Annabelle is superior

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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Re: Annabelle is superior

  • Yeah, that posted before I meant it to.  And yeah, it's a giant picture.  Whatever.

     

    See that splotch on her face?  That's leaky brain matter from her sewn-shut, empty eye socket.  She's drippy but awesome.

    This morning, she drooled on my cheek to wake me up, and then she chirped at me.  Then she shook her head, and sprayed her seeping brain matter onto my pillow.  She's a biohazard, which is more than I can say for most cats.

    You know know much I love her?  So much that I sometimes have to drain pus from her dead eye socket -- and I barely mind!  I put hot compresses on her beautiful face.  This cat is a host of problems, and I've never loved anything more.  

    Annabelle > pus.  What other endorsement do you need?

    ANNABELLE 4EVAH!

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • I had a cat with a runny eye growing up and her no-eye running makes me all sentimental.

    I luff her!

  • My aunt had a one-eyed cat named Binky. Memories.
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  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

    Annabelle > pus.

    This is a pretty ringing endorsement.  

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • This is just sick enough to earn my vote.
  • imagewingedbride:
    This is just sick enough to earn my vote.

     

    This is the kind of thing I was hoping for!

     

    Also, she appears to have no bones. She flops around, often dragging her little body across the carpet.  

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • I love her.  And her one eye.
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  • she's beautiful, just like her mommy!

     

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  • imagevallyhoo:

    she's beautiful, just like her mommy!

     

    We are grateful for the compliment, and and hope we can count on your vote.

    A vote for Annabelle is like a vote for Carrie, except there's no pig blood or carnage or fire, or dirtypillows* or stabbing.  It's just doing something nice for the pretty girl who is a little different from all of the others.

     

    *However, you you would prefer dirtypillows, I will send you NUDE PHOTOS of myself in exchange for your votes.

     

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  •  This cat is a host of problems, and I've never loved anything more.  

    <------ wins my vote. 

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  • the leaky brain matter i cannot relate to but i also had a one-eyed cat as a kid so she gets my vote.

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