Every once in a while a pet comes along that they so surpass the usual expectations for an animal companion, that they redefine what it means to be one. That pet is Jarvis the cat.
much like the gentle extraterrestrial living in your closet, Jarvis is a bashful, tenderhearted, but sometimes misunderstood individual who loves adventure and tiny treats.

Jarvis is spiritually enlightened and brings good fortune and happiness to all that rub his belly, much like the Buddha. (not the Buddhagouda)

Jarvis may be a sweet, happy go lucky screwball, but he has the heart of the most regal creature in the animal kingdom, the muthafukkin lion.
A vote for this beautiful fluffernutter could never go to waste. Vote Jarvis for best cat!

Re: Jarvis: a cat, but so much more
i guess i wasn't trying to imply that you don't like your belly rubbed, but jarvis definitely does not totally look like you. maybe i should change it to "not to be confused with"
semantics are hard.