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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
The life of Maggie Spiderman
Hi. My name is Maggie Spiderman and I'm running for March Madness Dog 2012. I'm an old dog....no one can say how old....but I've been around for a while and I've seen and experienced a lot. My life has been like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're gonna get.
My childhood was pretty rough growing up. The other kids picked on me. I spent a lot of those days runnin':
When the war started, I reluctantly enlisted (I'm a pacifist, but I felt it was important we stop Hitler). There I led a small group of men to rescue a soldier who had recently lost all his brothers:
After the war, the plane that was flying me back home crashed and I wound up on a deserted island for 1500 days:
I finally built a raft to sail myself back home, but I unfortunately lost my best friend Rum Ham in the process. I miss you forever, Rum Ham.
I finally built a raft to sail myself back home, but I unfortunately lost my best friend Rum Ham in the process. I miss you forever, Rum Ham.
Once home, I became an astronaut for NASA. My mission was supposed to go to the moon, but unfortunate circumstances occurred that prevented my crew from completing it. We barely survived:
It hasn't all been hardships and struggles though. I did coach for the Rockford Peaches, and my team almost won the championship game under my expert tutelage:
And I had a lot of fun working for a toy company once:
So vote for me, Maggie Spiderman. You never know what I'll do next -- I might die of AIDS, solve the DaVinci code, run off with a Mermaid, or buy a house that turns out to need more repairs than I could have possibly imagined.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: The life of Maggie Spiderman
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
And just for those of you who have never met Maggie before, here are a billion pictures of her:
I'm a championship sleeper.
Old picture.....I now have ever fewer teef. Not that I let that slow me down at dinner.
I love snow.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
And here's a little bit of Maggie in action (please give me bonus points for links that open in a new window):
How a lazy old dog plays
Old dog climbs stairs
Chasin' squirrels
Playin' at the beach
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
lol
awww .. she's so cute.