Greetings. My name is Baxter the Kitty. Let me tell you a bit about myself.

I was probably born in Louisiana in July 2005, shortly before Hurricane Katrina. I was evacuated from a shelter and sent to Michigan. I'm very charming, so I was adopted right away.
I have many hobbies. I like to watch the squirrels frolic.
I am awesome at hide-and-seek.
I make friends easily.

If I lived with you, I would sleep in your t-shirt drawer. I hope you like doing laundry because I shed like a mofo.

I long for adventure, but these jackholes that I live with keep tying me up in the backyard.

But I love them, especially when they feed me.
Also, I know that I'm up against a cat with one eye. I can't compete with that, but I do feel the need to tell you that I only have two fangs, one on the top right and one on the bottom left because of a condition called resorptive osteodystrophy (which cost my people $600 of love to diagnose; what bunch of suckers). I don't have a picture because I'm very self-conscious about it. But I can only eat wet food now, which makes me so happy that I will meow my face off to get more of it.
Re: You don't know my lyfe - Baxter Q. Kitty