
When he was born, he looked like a little old man. The kind you want to give a hug to, not the kind that are creepy and smell like mouthwash and tobacco

He started rocking the gangster look at a few days old. He's pretty hardcore and would shank someone for a bottle.
He loves to celebrate any holiday (especially ones that involve green beer).

He's into dinosaurs and reading books.


He can also rock a hat like nobody's business.
But don't catch him with the hat off...he does get hat head very easily. And is sensitive about it


He's very serious about personal hygiene.
He will also make anyone that votes for him a cake pop. Vote for Emmett!!


Re: Emmett: An Introduction
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'm so glad we didn't name him Mason, too!!
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I hope you give me partial credit.
Of course I do! Full credit for your vote, of course.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin