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I need to introduce you guys to someone.

He has a clearly delineated goatee and mutton chops, and is also bald.  He has a classic convertible, and usually has a guitar case in the back seat.  He has 2 full sleeves of tattoos.  Sounds good so far, kind of metal bad boy, right?

So the tattoos are all cat-related.  The guitar case is full of cat toys.  He is a cat behaviorist, and has his own line of holistic cat products.  I swear to god he is the biggest tool I've ever seen on television.

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His name is the best part: Jackson Galaxy.  Apparently he gives 'spirit essences' to the cats he works with.  He has his own show on Animal Planet that Joaquin loves (furry things make her lose her sh*t).  I just don't even GET it.  It's like the biggest dork you've ever met dressed up as a member of Pantera for Dragon Con.

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  • I've seen the show and I concur.
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  • I was with you til the second paragraph... then I vomited in my mouth.
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  • I've not seen the show and hope I never do!
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    I wouldn't let him anywhere near my Precious Penny Lane!
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  • You don't think that letting your child watch this show might fLIck her up in a very important way when she gets older?

    Is this the kind of man that you want her to bring home to meet mom and dad?

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • How the f*ck does one even become a cat behaviorist?  Are there any courses in cat behaviorist school that involve lolcats, or is it just like 'oh hey, I'm a cat behaviorist'.

    Also, do you think he smells more like cat piss or like the rancid tuna he keeps in that guitar case (which, I neglected to mention earlier, is painted with cat eyes like a 70s panel van)?

    I'm not concerned about Joaquin thinking this is a good guy to pick up because she will have standards.

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  • imageMuddled:

    You don't think that letting your child watch this show might fLIck her up in a very important way when she gets older?

    Is this the kind of man that you want her to bring home to meet mom and dad?

    Omg I just pictured baby Joaquin's face on a grown-up girl body bringing this guy home to meet broc and Mr.broc. Then I cried tears of hilarity.

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  • imagebroccolitree:

    How the f*ck does one even become a cat behaviorist?  Are there any courses in cat behaviorist school that involve lolcats, or is it just like 'oh hey, I'm a cat behaviorist'.

    Also, do you think he smells more like cat piss or like the rancid tuna he keeps in that guitar case (which, I neglected to mention earlier, is painted with cat eyes like a 70s panel van)?

    I'm not concerned about Joaquin thinking this is a good guy to pick up because she will have standards.

    Hahaha! I'm sure my parents said the same thing about me.

    He probably doesn't actually take showers. He just lets the cats lick him clean.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageMuddled:
    He probably doesn't actually take showers. He just lets the cats lick him clean.
    He doesn't use a wheelchair or dissociate from what I've seen, but I'm pretty sure his dream job would be working at a comic book store.
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  • That's the "cat from hell" guy, right? He kind of skeeves me out in general.

    Broc-- DD LOVES all the animals too. I do tummy time out in the living room where she can watch them, and she gets all excited. It has even inspired a back to belly roll or two. 

    PS- I got half way through the episode of My Cat from Hell and had to switch it. The show is irritating. 

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  • imagebroccolitree:
    imageMuddled:
    He probably doesn't actually take showers. He just lets the cats lick him clean.
    He doesn't use a wheelchair or dissociate from what I've seen, but I'm pretty sure his dream job would be working at a comic book store.

    Of course you wouldn't have seen that. If he were, he'd have to quit his job.

    Although, you never do know what goes on off camera...

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • I've caught parts of the show, but I can never concentrate on what he's saying because his horrendous facial hair is so distracting.  I bet he gets laid a lot. 

     

  • We've watched that show.  We watch it for pure stupid entertainment when there's not much else on TV.
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    I've caught parts of the show, but I can never concentrate on what he's saying because his horrendous facial hair is so distracting.  I bet he gets laid a lot. 

    You mean, he gets a lot.... of p*ssy?

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  • imagebroccolitree:
    imagedpeugh85:

    I've caught parts of the show, but I can never concentrate on what he's saying because his horrendous facial hair is so distracting.  I bet he gets laid a lot. 

    You mean, he gets a lot.... of p*ssy?

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    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • His head is shaped really funny.  Like he was on his way to evolving into a conehead, but then got bored with it and gave up.  It creeps me out.
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  • imagebroccolitree:

    He has a clearly delineated goatee and mutton chops, and is also bald.  He has a classic convertible, and usually has a guitar case in the back seat.  He has 2 full sleeves of tattoos.  Sounds good so far, kind of metal bad boy, right?

    So the tattoos are all cat-related.  The guitar case is full of cat toys.  He is a cat behaviorist, and has his own line of holistic cat products.  I swear to god he is the biggest tool I've ever seen on television.

    image 

    His name is the best part: Jackson Galaxy.  Apparently he gives 'spirit essences' to the cats he works with.  He has his own show on Animal Planet that Joaquin loves (furry things make her lose her sh*t).  I just don't even GET it.  It's like the biggest dork you've ever met dressed up as a member of Pantera for Dragon Con.

    I snorted really hard at this. It's a good thing I just finished my water.

    My H says something like this every time I watch the show. He just can't get past the fact that the guitar case is full of cat toys.

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