I only want to know what I did to anger her so I can keep it up. Having her give me the cold shoulder and not talk to me is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened.
She always comes to my desk and sits and chats with me, completely oblivious to any obvious signals that I am not remotely interested in talking to her about her cats. It's my own fault most of the time because I have this strange inability to end a conversation, so I sit there talking with her thinking, "Why am I talking to her? Why am I prolonging this? Nooo! Don't ask her a question!" But I also have straight up turned my back on her and started working, sitting in silence, and she continues to sit there.
But I've had almost two weeks of silence, and I am filled with joy. I can only hope she continues to hate me forever. I doubt I'll be so lucky.
Re: I think my coworker is mad at me
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton