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WTF Wednesday?
I've never started one of these, but I've already had a WTF moment this morning (and it's not even 9:00!), so here goes:
WTF temp agency. I know I registered with you back in 2008 and gave you a reference list, but when I just reregistered in 2012 in a completely different city, you asked me to provide you a NEW list. Which I did. Containing different people. So why in the world would you call people from the OLD reference list? Like the person I had a falling out with last year????
WTF skin. We are 31 years old. Quit acting like you're 15!
WTF brother. If you want me to be the photographer at your wedding (which I've STRONGLY cautioned you against), the least you can do is (a) make sure I get a wedding invitation, and (b) call me yourself and ASK me - don't rely on our mother to do it!
WTF self. Yes, it sucks that the job you thought would be awesome isn't going to work out for you. But pull yourself together - it's not the end of the world.
"You don't get to be all puke-face about your kid shooting your undead baby daddy when all you had to do was KEEP HIM IN THE FLUCKING HOUSE, LORI!" - doctorwho
Re: WTF Wednesday?
Ugh, AG that sucks about the job. I'm sorry.
WTF bosses--I work on commission and haven't made a placement in this crappy market yet. Taking me off a $200k search and giving it to your daughter who only works when she feels like it is NOT okay. I am now on some crappy $95k search. Really?! And since you're both on the same wavelength as my XH, I won't try to rationalize with you because it's not worth it. But don't think I won't tell every lawyer I meet not to work with you once I leave this crap job!
WTF Geico--I know it's more cost effective to replace as little as possible on my car but doing alignment testing after every nut and bolt is replaced is just going to rack up the labor costs because the car is taking 3x as long to fix. I want my Sirius radio back!
WTF self--stop being such an entitled brat. Your biggest concerns are your crappy boss and Sirius radio. It could be so much worse.
WTF self! Stop your BS and get your shitt together!
WTF body! You CANNOT get sick right now. Fight off this illness and get back to baseline!
3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
WTF self?! So you hit a speed bump... pick yo cryin' azz up and move on.
WTF body? So you ate some bread which may have harbored enough micro-organisms to hold the cure for cancer... that was two days ago. Quit feeling like you're on the verge of hurling.
WTF driver that almost hit me this morning, please do not give me a heart attack before 9am
WTF Starbucks, you can't cash $100 bill? Why?
WTF XH, do you really need to text me at 2 in the morning?
WTF IJL, you told me my date was Thursday, now you are telling me it is Wednesday?? I haven't figured out what I am going to wear yet!
Another WTF IJL, why did you schedule my date for downtown? I hate driving downtown. I never know where I am going or where I should park.
WTF friend - Your bf of a year broke up with you. It is not the end of the world. Yes I know you are 38 and would like to get married and have kids. But don't forget all of the things you wanted him to fix about himself. Maybe it wasn't meant to be. Pick yourself up and work on the things you want to fix about yourself.
WTF housing community - Please stop listing new houses. I haven't even listed my house yet and two other similar homes are now on the market. I will be listing this week and thankfully lower than the two that are already listed.
WTF Chase bank - It's been a MFing week. We're a week into the expired registration on my car. How the fick did you send my title exactly? Tied to a pigeon's leg?
WTF local cops - What circuitous route was that funeral procession on that stopped me TWICE on the way to work this morning? I left 20 minutes early and barely got to work on time!
WTF dentist office-$155 for a cleaning?? Last time it was $89. Way to jack the rates for nothing.
WTF federal tax return-state was there last week-where are you???
WTF money-where are you going this month???
WTF cousin...it's been a YEAR AND A HALF since my divorce and when I saw you this past weekend, you ask, outloud in front of all my other cousins "So, is your husband here?" Granted, I know I haven't seen you in 2.5 years, but we're not that out of touch with each other...you were at my wedding, you're not that far removed.
I know you felt bad when I said "So, apparently, you didnt' get the memo"...but awwwkkkwwaaarrrddddd.
WTF self...WHY are you going on this other date tomorrow? I know it's because you're nervous that you like A and are generally A.) freaked out about that and B.) want to make sure you like A and C) want a backup in case A decides he isn't as into you as you think...but I don't think you really want to go on said date and are using it as an excuse for a free dinner and drinks. (meh...I'm poor. Can't hurt, right?)
WTF random family court judge who we ended up with today. You're BSC!!! I sure as hell hope you're not the one who's going to be making a ruling at our trial! But thank you, your craziness gave me and my attorney a good laugh afterwards.
WTF self. Your new FWB wants to hook up tonight and your excuse is that you haven't shaved your legs? Get your priorities in order!
It's not too late! Run home and shave them in the tub while LO takes a bath. Single mama mult-tasking in the name of sexxy time!
WTF self? You really needed to eat the cookie? And look at us now, still thinking about it and feeling bad. Stick with this diet we are on or just give up and drop the guilt. Pick one.
WTF Ex? You can see your kid whenever you want, and yet unless you can do it without supervision, you won't. Because it's awkward for you. Yeah, welcome to the club on that. But it's about our daughter.
I like how you think! I really should try to make this work! I needz some!
A major WTF sister, You are only here 6 out of 7 days because you refer to your fiance's family as "home" so when you are home you act like no one else has things to do and are in the way. You left the shower running for 20 mins and only was in the shower for about 10 mins of that time, causing me to have ice cold water to wash my hair with, running me late and causing DS to eat breakfast in the car because he missed the cut off time for breakfast. REALLY!!! He just got over a stomach bug and really needed to eat more than a yogurt and 3/4 chocolate milk.
WTF work - Stop having me fill in for disorganized, lazy people while my work piles up. Now i'm staying 20 mins late to get caught up.
This is me! Im addicted. Try the "We Made Too Much" section for their sale stuff. still expensive but I have to have it
WTF Skin-I am breaking out like no other and Im in a wedding in 3 days.
WTF Allergies-Seriously this is out of control. Sneezing and watery eyes have got to stop!