My opponent has sailed through on her model good looks, but I have things to offer too.
What can Herbert offer in the way of a floofy tail?
Does she make herself useful in highchair floor cleanup duties?
Is she good at camouflage?
How good is she at making a bed out of any available object?
What? This hat on the floor? Yeah, I'll make a pillow out of it.
This pillow on the coffee table? That was clearly left here for me.
Can her smile brighten your day?
Does she have an active social life and other dog friends?
We think not.
VOTE MONTY!

Re: A word from Monty G. Houda's campaign office
My grandfather's name was Monty. He painted the worst paintings ever painted. My parents gave me a handful of them recently, for me to hang ironically about my apartment.
You know who loves those paintings? Annabelle.
See?
Annabelle is happy to support Monty (even though this Monty is likely a better painter with a more realistic toupee). Won't Monty's supporters consider voting ANNABELLE FOR CONGRESS?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.