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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
WTF Wednesday
It's Steak and BJ Day--who's doing some work in the kitchen tonight? 
WTF drivers--I just got my car back yesterday, please stop driving like idiots and almost hitting me!
WTF boss--thanks for screwing me over by advertising my searches on Craigslist and not giving me the leads. I think this is illegal but I'm not going to press it. I'll get back when I leave you high and dry with 2 weeks notice in the future. Bahaha!
WTF self--get your lazy butt to the kickboxing gym you signed up for!
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Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF former HR dept - that nifty union contract we both signed requires you to send me all new job listings as you post them. Is there a reason you're actively violating it? I r an atty, just so you know...one who knows how to read contracts.
WTF subconscious - these dreams are NOT okay. Can I please have dreams that don't feature my old workplace, or my horrible pig of an ex-boss? Pretty please?
WTF stbxh - what do you mean, you can't find that check????
WTF self- you were doing so good at the gym, please get your lazy butt back there
"You don't get to be all puke-face about your kid shooting your undead baby daddy when all you had to do was KEEP HIM IN THE FLUCKING HOUSE, LORI!" - doctorwho
WTF to my body! I am still sore from lifting on Monday and now I slept funny which means my neck and shoulder hurt. I feel *really* old today.
WTF to my will power. You need to drop those 10 lbs that you gained. So that doesn't include eating a garbage plate for dinner last night--ugh!
3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
WTF Spider Phobia - You have me a step away from needing a sedative. I have known there are brown recluse spiders in our garage but I rather just not worry about it since neither myself or DS go in the garage. Now that it's warm they're coming out. We had a patient come in yesterday with a bite, my sister killed one at the entrance to the garage and as I was laying in bed last night I look over to find a tiny black spider crawl over DS. He was sound asleep but got scooped up, bed searched and then the spider got crushed 100 times. Luckily it was just a wood spider but enough to have me drinking wine from the bottle at 10pm last night.
WTF June, Please get here already. I have a hard time waiting for things and really need to get laid.
Eek. If you have the extra money at all, I was honestly hire an exterminator. Brown recluse are nothing to mess with.
Not to freak you out more, but one of my exes was once bitten by one (without knowing what it was) and was told by the local clinic to put a warm compress on it. Unfortunately, warmth increases the necrosis caused by the bite, and by the time we figured that out, he lost a...well...a chunk...of his leg a couple of inches in diameter, and almost an inch deep.
"You don't get to be all puke-face about your kid shooting your undead baby daddy when all you had to do was KEEP HIM IN THE FLUCKING HOUSE, LORI!" - doctorwho
WTF friends....no one ever wants to do anything or go anywhere. This weekend is St. Patty's day, Im not on mommy duty and you all would rather just stay home. When you were all single, I made sure to still go out and do things with you!
The patient that came in yesterday got bit friday and now has a black knot that had to be cut out. We've had an exterminator come before that also found the black widows but you really can't spray for them because they don't get drawn to or from sprays the way ants do. They mostly keep to themselves in the garage and I made it a point to stay away. I can't move fast enough with summer coming because we also have copper heads here during the summer months.
Oh no, I am sorry to hear this.
WTF - Just, WTF... 'nuff said.
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
WTF Crazy Driver - You gave me a heart attack coming abruptly behind me and then continue to swerve and scare everyone in front of me during rush hour. I was so relieved that my exit ramp was coming up soon to get myself off that crazy scare that you created.
Hahaha! I just wrote a blog post about this. Apparently it's the male answer to Valentine's Day. I think it's hilarious.
Wait - you have black widows, too?!?!?!? And copperheads?
Where in the world to you live?
"You don't get to be all puke-face about your kid shooting your undead baby daddy when all you had to do was KEEP HIM IN THE FLUCKING HOUSE, LORI!" - doctorwho
BF had never heard of it. I plan on introducing him to the holiday.
WTF self - get over yourself. Yes, your FWB said your best friend is sexy and described you as reasonably attractive. You know what though? That does NOT mean you are ugly or unattractive so stop thinking that! If it bugs you so much, then do something about it!
WTF FWB - Why would you say something like that to me in the first place?? You really need to learn how to talk to women....
WTF XH - just take the d*** class so that we can get this divorce underway. I don't want to be married to you. You don't want to be married to me. So why are you procrastinating??
burbs of Richmond. We have everything here. Our house backs up to woods that aren't cleared. There are other houses right behind us too and most of the wooded area belong to them. The humidity during the spring and the summer is the real culprit for bringing them out.
WTF XH-I am really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt because you are stepping up and taking more of a role as a father. HOWEVER why would you buy a brand new Dodge 2012, Duely truck when you JUST bought a brand new 2011 Dodge 3500? Both of those trucks are around $50K. And please, your excuse that you needed the new truck to haul your CAT around to support your "heavy equipment business" is laughable.
I wouldn't care, but you should pay the $12K you owe me in back support plus the $2,500 you still owe on the PG&E bill before making ridiculous purchases like this. Once those two things are taken care of you and are staying current on your CS I don't give a rip what you squander your money on.
WTF car-why is everything breaking NOW? I need you to keep working for another year and a half AT LEAST! Also, why does everything that breaks have to be in a position that means half the car has to be taken apart to replace it.
WTF spring break-why are you so close yet so far away? My ability to do any work is nil. Which is pretty much a WTF self, but I am blame shifting to spring break.
WTF Leo dog-how are you getting out of your crate and where are you finding BBQ sauce!?! I'm gone for 1 hour and come home to you out and my living room a swirl of red. All the doors were still closed and locked. Are you freaking Houdini?
WTF Self-You missed pilates this morning so now will be charged a $20 fee for your sheer laziness.
WTF Budget-I follow you to a T but am still broke by the time pay day rolls around. Oh and my next paycheck is already gone. Thank you student loans!
WTF Allergies-Again I am a walking mess because of you despite spending 14 hours a day indoors.....
WTF Lululemon-Why does your stuff have to be so stinking cute and therefore make my budget absolete. (See number #2)
WTF BF's health - was in the ER until 4:30 am this morning because he was having chest pain. Finds out it's emphysema in the left lung and they found a mass in his right lung, but would not keep him to biopsy the mass. Now he is screaming at me all day because he is upset and scared it might be malignant, and I'm upset too. Thank goodness for Xanax because I'm losing it today.
WTF creditors and money - I got a second job to pay off some debt but I'm still way too far over my head. I called an attorney about my options and he feels that filing Chapter 7 bankruptcy is my best choice. I'm scared, but once I gather the facts and educate myself on this matter, maybe it won't be so bad.
WTF my health - I haven't eaten in 3 days and cannot. I'm so stressed out and I feel like vomiting every time I try to eat something.