BNOTB
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear 75 People Who Have Not RSVP'd,
The party is tomorrow. How hard is it to click Yes or No? They even give you a Maybe option! Just click!
Yours,
HowDoIKnowIfIHaveEnoughFood?
Re: Open letters
Dear Papers on my desk,
Please correct yourself.
Thanks,
HD
Dear Husband,
Please do something to make this better so I can stop being mad at you (to prove a point) and go back to being happy.
K,Thanks,
Your disappointed wife.
Dear Instructor who is my Fre-nemy,
I do not like working with you now, so what would make you think I would hire you?
Sincerely,
Your nemesis.
Dear 2012,
I'm not impressed with you so far. Please try to up the awesomeness level for the remainder of the year.
- Girl with high expectations
Dear body,
Please give me one day where I feel like a normal human being.
Thanks,
Tiredoffeelingcrappy
Dear friends that I am going to NH with,
I know I sounded enthused at the "wear prom dresses for dinner" plan, but in reality, getting dressed up is the last thing I want to do while eating brownies and trying to cook a turkey dinner.
Signed,
The girl that will be in jeans, but most likely yoga pants, standing with the girl that shares my views.
Dear best friend,
I'm so sorry you're hurting. I'm sorry your H isn't doing what he should. I want so badly to tell you to leave this marriage, but I can't.
Signed,
I'm so sad for you.
Dear Hangover,
it was fun last night but you can go away any time now.
signed,
my pounding head
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Dear DH,
you were awesome to take the kids out yesterday and let me have the house to my self. please do it more often.
-your over worked wife
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Dear air Plane I'm getting on next week
please don't wreck and kill me the first time I fly.
signed,
a nurvous excited me!
Dear "Process I Do Every Quarter That Craaaps Out on Me",
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Smooches,
PSU
Dear car repair shop,
Please hurry up and fix my car. I know it'll take 2 weeks, but I'm impatient.
Thanks,
Sick of waiting
Dear cowirker,
Please put another layer on if you are cold. You wearing a sleeveless sundress and looking "cute" is not my problem. I can't take any more layers off without being inappropriate. 77 is too hot, I am just asking for 72. I think that is a fair compromise.
Signed,
The girl who keeps talking the maintenance people into lowering the temperature.
Dear DH,
Please stop driving me crazy about buy and planting grass. Please stop getting upset because you cannot buy any. We have much more important things to worry about than "making our lawn look pretty".
Yours truly,
Your annoyed and tired wife.
Dear Plant Manager and HR Manager,
Please hurry up and make a decision about our contract, you have a whole team of Security Officers about to have nervous breakdowns. And while you're at it, please decide to send me to Health Services full-time, salary and full benefits would make me one happy chick right now.
Sincerely,
A very nervous Security Officer/EMT.