1) Those Cheeks! - Now watch, Noisy's probably going to get all 'my kid's cheeks are cuter.' That's just the way she rolls. No wonder he pukes on her in foreign countries.
2) She's not a terrorist
3) While there are no heartwrenching stories involving Paige missing cats, there was this one time where we were visiting her birth grandmas, and then it was time to go, and she cried a lot. It would just rip your heart out.
4) Will's father is a Doctor. Paige's father is a Gay. We live in a country where there is a possibility that Santorum could become POTUS. Who really needs this more?
5) She does not sell drugs, but she supports Muchos right to earn a living.
6) She did not give her mother Vaganus during childbirth.
7) She laughs when she farts.
8) She has some pretty great hair for a kid her age.
9) She has never asked for anything before. Ever. The fact that she can't talk may factor into this, but I know that if she could, she'd ask for your votes right now.
10) Paige needs something to sing about. As evidenced in this new campaign video: http://youtu.be/viVf7aJCcrc
To VOTE FOR PAIGE, go here:
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64340165.aspx
To vote for will, go here:
http://www.thenest.com/forums/local-boards_caribbean-nesties
Re: Top 10 Reasons to VOTE FOR PAIGE - video that opens in another page included
I'm not sure you want to get into a battle of the cheeks. I'm just sayin'.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton