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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
great. you two seem like the perfect people to confess this to.
it was only about five weeks ago or so that i figured out that kelsey grammar sings the closing song on frasier.
Ha! That's awesome. Now I feel like I need to confess something in return. I'll think of something.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
i hate being drunk and horny and alone and married.
it would be a lot easier to just bang it out with some random dude in your hotel room if not for the marriage stuff.
You know Alex Kingston? She was on ER, and other stuff. Well, on Doctor Who last year at one point there was speculation that her character was the daughter of two other characters, and Lorne was telling me this, and I was all, "What? No, that can't be possible. How are they going to do that?"
Lorne was all, "What do you mean it's not possible?"
"Isn't she black? How are two white characters going to have a black kid?"
And Lorne gave me a Lanieface for at least a minute. "Seriously? Alex Kingston? Are we talking about the same person?"
"Yes?"
No. She's not black. She's Welsh and has kind of olive skin. I don't know where the *** I got the idea in my head that she was black. It's like the opposite of Bethie with Mariah Carey.
I still feel really stupid about it. Really, really stupid.
she is really white.
like, super white.
i need help with the lanieface reference.
a. what is lanieface?
b. who is lanie?
Precisely. I just left a bar with a bunch of air force buddies, opportunities abound, but no thanks. I wish I could teleport home.
I know. I look at pictures of her now and I'm like, wtf is wrong with me? How in god's name did I get that idea into my head?
When we were still on the Knot, Lanie always used
in response to the posts of crazy people. Lanie used to post here a lot, and then she disappeared for awhile. She lives in Canada and had great stories about a co-worker that took her socks off and sat outside the bathroom door and advised people not to go in there. She comes back from time to time. Generally an awesome person, though sometimes she makes lists of people she hates.
Which generally makes her even more awesome.
Guys my apartment is too messy for the cleaners to even clean and I don't care and I don't want to straighten it up.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
You know I was raised in honky hickville, right? We didn't have a lot of black kids in my school. Except senior year I realized we had two more than I thought because somehow I went from 3rd grade to 9th without noticing two kids in my class were black. And one of them was a bestie in 3rd, 4th and 5th.
We can run away somewhere to be colorblind together. We'll kindnap Stephen Colbert on the way.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Herro,
I just got home from volleyball.
After work I stopped at my hair dresser's to get my complimentary bang trim. As soon as I sat down in the chair, I looked at her and was like "are you ok?", and she immediately burst into tears. She's going through a divorce right now (she ended it) and I assume it's related to that, but she didn't even get to tell me because her next client walked in early.
I was trying to be funny and cheer her up, so I said "Are you sure you're ok to cut my bangs? I can come back" and she did laugh, but I felt like it came out all wrong and then I felt stupid.
So then I bought some $30 hair mousse. The end.
Sucker!
Just kidding. I love you jens. You're such a sweetheart. I just want to hug you.
Last summer I threw out my mousse. I'd had it since freshman year of HS and it was still half full.
I also threw out my white shimmer eye shadow and brown lipstick.
I need an intervention, but I fear the people I'd most need to intervene would be too scared. Someday I'll be a real girl.
I'm drinking dry gewerstemeiner. Num.
(Yum + nom + slightly numb)
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I'll take your hugs, but I am a sucker! She didn't even talk me into it- I was on my way out the door and then was like "Oh.. maybe I'll grab some product...umm.. I'll take this.." and then it was thirty bucks! I might have choked a little. I may be a girly girl, but I am also a cheapasss.
Mouse, I bet your hair is so nice and healthy from not putting crap on it all the time.
I thought she was black too!
Sara, I am horny and single and alone, so there are worse fates. I know, when you're shacked up it seems like it would be SO EASY to just go out there and find some hot dudes. Gah, it's not! Many of the decent ones are also married, and it's hard to meet people in general. And then when you do meet a new person through a friend, you have to consider, Who did they bone that I know, and is that weird? Does this person have hotter/more successful friends that I might want to hold out for? Because once you bone a person in a friend group, you're essentially making yourself off limits for the others. And, if this goes badly, is this the type of guy who will be super weird at future social events and on Facebook and am I shooting myself in the foot as far as hanging out with this group of people long term?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
this post made me horny.
which, i really can't stand that word.
there was a period of my life...like, 6 months or so?...that every weekday when evan was down for a nap i would sit all alone in my room and have awesome orgasms.
i miss those days.
nap time is magical for many reasons, but this is definitely at the top.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
FINALLY, I learn some top secret mom sh!t that is cool instead of disgusting!
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Like varicose veins up in your vagina?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.