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Help me out: Bidets

Soooo, some questions:

Bidets don't have a lot of pressure behind them, right? So likely not enough pressure to blast of the poo remnants. Are you supposed to get a hand back there and help it along? But then what do you do, cuz you don't want to pull up your pants your wet, poo tainted hand. So do you act all Poo Hand Luke and waddle to the sink with your tainted hand and pants around your ankles? And how do you dry off your bottom? WIth a towel? Does the towel get put immediately into the wash? I'd imagine TP is inappropriate because it would leave pieces behind. You don't pull your pants up with a wet bottom do you?

 

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Re: Help me out: Bidets

  • i wish bewty was here to tell her bidet story.
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  • My only bidet experience is with fancy japanese terlets.  With those, you can adjust the pressure to your liking.  Also, the spray is fairly targeted, and you can choose where to aim it (front or back), so it's not like your whole ass is wet.  And if it's a really fancy one, it will blow warm air on you after the water to dry you off.
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  • I went into a bathroom the other day at a restaurant and there was a bidet.  I was like "that's weird."  Then I walked out and realized that I was in the men's restroom and it was actually a urinal.

     

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  • When the *** have you even been anywhere NEAR a bidet??
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  • image_Fenton:
    When the *** have you even been anywhere NEAR a bidet??

    I'm high class, Fenton. That, or I went to super hippy dude's house recently and he had a bidet because he didn't want to waste TP.

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  • Clearly the problem was that he has a low flow bidet so that he doesn't waste water either.
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  • I encountered many bidets in hotels in Europe but I just used them to wash my feet after a long day of sightseeing in sandals.  Embarrassed
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  • My Walmart has a bidet. 
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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    My Walmart has a bidet. 

    Is that where you do your laundry?

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  • Our sushi restaurant has a bidet. Well only in the ladies room. The men have to leave the restaurant to use a bathroom that is communal to the adjoining storefronts. It's a fancy Japanese bidet with the air blowing. Not that I used it, I just studied it.
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  • image_Fenton:

    imageKristenBtobe:
    My Walmart has a bidet. 

    Is that where you do your laundry?

    It's where I buy my lobsters.

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  • Great, this is like my first post on thenest and it's bidets.

    We had one in out fancy-schmancy honeymoon suite. I loved it. It did indeed have enough pressure to clean enough, and this one had a fancy air dryer, so you could just sit there with a magazine and dry off all leisure-like. Of course, ours had TP too, just in case.

     Tell that guy he's going it wrong. And next time take a book.
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