I thought I'd post on this board since you all are seeming so fun and stuff yeah. I am married and my wife and I have crazy adventures like going to the Targets and hugging kittens. I have many sons and a few daughters, but it is alright because three of the four are very pretty of face and will fetch many llama. My youngest daughter is not very pretty of face, and we are worried that she may not fetch as many farm animals if/when a husband chooses her. We call her baby llama drama. That's our little joke.
Anyway, if you would like to knowing about me, my life is an open book, except the parts I will not be telling you so do not ask.
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My Mother-in-Law died many moons ago, but I had great respect for her. She had birthed many babies and had many teeth.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
lol