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Anyone got anything to lighten up the board?  There are some ladies on here who could use a chuckle today!

I got an email from an 18 yr old on Plenty of Fish.  In two pictures he's wearing cat shirts--like the ones from the 90's.  On one of the shirts, the cats are wearing eye patches.  


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  • I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

  • image+Black Kitty+:

    I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

    That would have been the first thing I thought of too! 

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  • J backed into my car this weekend.  I think I already posted about it but it WAS pretty funny, in hindsight.  He was like "OMG, who DOES that?"  I just told him he was too mesmerized by my beauty (I was in his truck next to him) so he couldn't focus on backing out of the garage properly. 
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    I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

    What the...???  Do you guys really get msgs like this???? 

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  • My kid loves to talk about socks (recently learned the word). "I need socks!" "My socks!" "Mommy has big socks."

    But when she says "socks" it sounds like "c0cks"

    It is pretty funny to hear sometimes, but not so much in public.

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  • imagearborgold:
    image+Black Kitty+:

    I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

    What the...???  Do you guys really get msgs like this???? 

    That was my first thought!

  • I met this guy at a party over the weekend that told me he was on Match so I go check his profile out today and he said he is 5'9" and he was not even close to 5'9"!  LOL
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    My kid loves to talk about socks (recently learned the word). "I need socks!" "My socks!" "Mommy has big socks."

    But when she says "socks" it sounds like "c0cks"

    It is pretty funny to hear sometimes, but not so much in public.

    B likes to do this with body parts. Yesterday we were at the grocery store and I leaned over the cart to put something in the basket behind him (he was sitting in the seat part of it). He goes "Momma! Boobies!!!" Embarrassed

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  • imageMintChocoChip:
    image+Black Kitty+:

    I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

    That would have been the first thing I thought of too! 

    You two are hilarious! 

    Thanks to all of you ladies for sharing your funny stories.  Every single one of them made me laugh and I really needed it.  This board is the best Smile

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  • LOL I have to do a double take when DD says finger - it sounds more like "nig*er" 

    Oh kids... 

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  • My mom had the hiccups and DS asked her if she was drunk.

     Then the other night while asleep, I felt like the princess and the pea. Something was digging in my leg and discovered instead of a pea it was a Froot Loop. Right about the same time DS woke up and said "Mommy your bed is messy, you need to clean this up!" I seriously almost pushed that kid out of bed.

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  • imageMintChocoChip:
    image+Black Kitty+:

    I just got an email from a creepy guy that said "id love to bend that little skinnyass over and fill it up"

    And I thought... aww... he thinks I'm skinny.  I need help

    That would have been the first thing I thought of too! 

     

    LMAO, me too!

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  • I thought of two funny things related to my DD.  She's 17 months old and she already talks in her sleep.  Over the past couple of months I've heard her say the words, "pasta" and "carwash" in her sleep.  Both times I almost died laughing!  She does lover her pasta and the carwash is one of her favorite places.
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  • I thought of two funny things related to my DD.  She's 17 months old and she already talks in her sleep.  Over the past couple of months I've heard her say the words, "pasta" and "carwash" in her sleep.  Both times I almost died laughing!  She does love her pasta and the carwash is one of her favorite places.
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  • imageturtle1120:
    I thought of two funny things related to my DD.  She's 17 months old and she already talks in her sleep.  Over the past couple of months I've heard her say the words, "pasta" and "carwash" in her sleep.  Both times I almost died laughing!  She does love her pasta and the carwash is one of her favorite places.

    A few weeks ago I was checking on DS while he was still sleeping (it was 4AM and I was getting in the shower before we left for the airport), and he said clear as day, "I want grilled cheese". Too cute. Kids say the darndest things Smile

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