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i bring a c&p

Paranoia!  And, no, it's not about diseases.  It's about things like a pat on the butt making your fetus fall out.

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Re: i bring a c&p

  • Be careful not to sneeze. You can totally sneeze your baby out
     
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  • I about died reading the speed bumps and sperm falling out thing. She just needed a sturdy towel.
    A big old middle finger to you, stupid Nest.
  • So if someone doesn't want to be pregnant all they need to do is drive really fast over a few speed bumps?

    Huh, well that changes the abortion debate then, doesn't it?!

    Why have clinics when all you need to do is have someone give you a good slap on the asss!

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    So if someone doesn't want to be pregnant all they need to do is drive really fast over a few speed bumps?

    Huh, well that changes the abortion debate then, doesn't it?!

    Why have clinics when all you need to do is have someone give you a good slap on the asss!

    that explains the Wake Forrest campus, then.

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  • I think this girl and the fisting girl could learn a few things from one another.
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  • "poppy seed"

    vomit.

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  • imagelarrysdarling:

    So if someone doesn't want to be pregnant all they need to do is drive really fast over a few speed bumps?

    Huh, well that changes the abortion debate then, doesn't it?!

    Why have clinics when all you need to do is have someone give you a good slap on the asss!

    I feel terrible for laughing so hard at this.

    Some people are just so dumb they shouldn't have kids.

  • I'm sometimes surprised that some people know the mechanics of getting pregnant. 
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  • Maybe if she got pregnant with a fetus and not a poppy seed she wouldn't worry so much about speed bumps and butt smacks.
  • Re: sperm falling out, remember the girl who was amazed to find herself pregnant because she would always use the bathroom after sex to get it all out of her?
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    Well there's my problem.  H loves to tap me on the butt.  Obviously he needs to stop doing it anymore, no more expensive RE visits for us!

    Wow.  It's too bad she's reproducing. 

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  • Stuff like this makes me wish I wanted kids again, the stupid breed way too much and need a little common sense to balance it out.

    Alas, I'm just going to keep my dogs and bury my head.

  • I wonder what she's going to teach her kids about sex & reproduction. Indifferent

    I'm so glad my street has tons of speed bumps... from now on I will drive over them really fast to get all the sperm out, lmao.

  • translation please H+H?
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  • Anyone see that special on Discovery Health about the chick who went skydiving and her chute didn't open (I think the emergency chute opened but at a strange angle)? She broke almost every bone in her body. She was, unbeknownst to her, 5ish weeks pregnant at the time. Had a healthy baby. So little will shake a healthy pregnancy loose. That is what i always think of when I read dumb stuff like that. 
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  • imageAnneShirleyBlythe:
    Anyone see that special on Discovery Health about the chick who went skydiving and her chute didn't open (I think the emergency chute opened but at a strange angle)? She broke almost every bone in her body. She was, unbeknownst to her, 5ish weeks pregnant at the time. Had a healthy baby. So little will shake a healthy pregnancy loose. That is what i always think of when I read dumb stuff like that. 
    I saw that...it was an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, I think.
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    translation please H+H?

    Happy & Healthy

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