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Ridiculous Baby Names

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Indifferent GLIMMER?!

Oh TB.

So, in other dystopian baby name news, what do you guys think of Offred? 

I've seen a lot of military surprise homecomings. It wouldn't work on me. I always have my back to the corner and my face to the door. Looking for terrorists, criminals, various other threats, and husbands.

Re: Ridiculous Baby Names

  • Are you kidding? Even the book said it's ridiculous. Now, I may be ofJ, but wouldn't the child be named differently? Maybe my child should be ofcasey, after my late dog.
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  • imageSibil:
    Are you kidding? Even the book said it's ridiculous. Now, I may be ofJ, but wouldn't the child be named differently? Maybe my child should be ofcasey, after my late dog.

    Yes, I'm kidding! 

    I've seen a lot of military surprise homecomings. It wouldn't work on me. I always have my back to the corner and my face to the door. Looking for terrorists, criminals, various other threats, and husbands.
  • Nonsense like this makes me think Sweden has it right and has their Court approve baby names.
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  • I have a kid in my class that is named Wonder. Her sister's name is Astonishing but goes by Shining.  
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  • imageLemonLover33:
    I have a kid in my class that is named Wonder. Her sister's name is Astonishing but goes by Shining.  

    Of course!  Astonishing is too formal for everyday.

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    I have a kid in my class that is named Wonder. Her sister's name is Astonishing but goes by Shining.  

    This makes me want to slap someone.  I honestly believe there should be a counsil in each county who review baby names as the birth certificate forms come in. 

    Stan, I won't be happy until you and ManStan agree to name at least one future spawn Foxface. 

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  • If it wasnt a HIPAA violation, I would tell you some of the names of kids in my groups. They are horrendously awful, shockingly bad. I'm not sure why parents would think they were a good name, ever.
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    imageLemonLover33:
    I have a kid in my class that is named Wonder. Her sister's name is Astonishing but goes by Shining.  

    This makes me want to slap someone.  I honestly believe there should be a counsil in each county who review baby names as the birth certificate forms come in. 

    Stan, I won't be happy until you and ManStan agree to name at least one future spawn Foxface. 

    My mom (hospital administrator) has reported moms to child protective services for giving their kids crazy names. 

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  • My husband thinks Fatality is a good name for a girl. I think he is insane, my FIL about hit the floor. He looked and E and said " God don't do that to any grandchild of mine. Period."
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  • I had a student whose first name was Precious, and her last name was the same as a certain Courtney who played on Friends.  And she had a sister named Pleasure.  Not even joking.

    I had Pleasure in a class when I was subbing before, and got a phone call for her to go to the office.  I asked the person on the phone if it was a joke, and they just laughed and said "the only joke is the mom who named her that."   

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  • My Grandma runs a maternity care home for young unwed mothers & I haven't seen a baby born yet that has a normal name. There's a little girl named Confidence. 
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  • I worked with a girl in high school named Princess.

    I'm kind of more offended that one of my sisters named her kid Bella.  Yes, because of twilight.

    *I have not seen or read a single twilight thing.  But I also avoid Nicholas Sparks like the plague.  

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  • I have come across some crazy names throughout the years .... my favorite is first name Sparkle.

    Makes me believe this girl was ment to work a pole.

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    I worked with a girl in high school named Princess.

    I'm kind of more offended that one of my sisters named her kid Bella.  Yes, because of twilight.

    *I have not seen or read a single twilight thing.  But I also avoid Nicholas Sparks like the plague.  

    I've loved the name Bella since high school. Kristen Stewart has ruined the name for me.  :-(

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  • I once worked in a child's library. We had a little girl named Embrace, and a boy named Arson. 
  • As much as I LOVE Hunger Games...I don't think I could use any of them for a baby name.

    I told my H if he's deployed and we have a daughter I'm going to name her Katniss....but I was kidding.  

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  • I had a little girl at my work the other day named Speshul.

    /facepalm 

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    I had a little girl at my work the other day named Speshul.

    /facepalm 

    That's an effing joke, right?  Why would any one do that to their child?? 

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  • Lurker coming out of hiding....

    A friend of ours is naming their son Dragan, as in fire breathing.

    And I thought I had seen it all teaching in an inner city high school. I had a le-a (proonounced ladasha), and a shithead as well (pronounced shatheed). No, those names aren't urban myths. I did, in fact, have both of them in class at one point or another. I also once had a student who was so embarassed at the spelling of his name that on the first day he came up to me and whispered "my name is pronounced elijah" when I looked confused he told me to look at the roster and there I saw it "Elishia". It must have been fairly common to mispronounce his name.

  •  Pemeberly Jane.

    Yeah, I get it, but that doesn't make it right. 

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  • I work with an Airicka. Erica. Erica. Erica. 
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